Skip to main content

onevision 

People with only one vision or less (0).
People that can only see one thing or in most cases lacking vision completely.
A "onevision" therefore steal visions from others in most cases.
A "onevision" can also be called a "novision".

Picture of a "onevision" character:
http://bayimg.com/caPkGAabF
"What a onevision!"

Meaning: what a stiff vision lacking piece of shit moron,
or:
One of those vision lacking thief's.

"O no, another onevision!"

Meaning: someone stole our invention, again...
onevision by Señor Bazura April 29, 2009
Urban Dictionary Merch
A terrible youtuber, singer, and father. A man who can't take criticism and attacks his critics for their looks and personality, instead of actually debating their points. He only cares about views and gets incredibly angry when people use his name to get views when he has made countless videos about Shane Dawson, Eugenia Cooney, Jojo Siwa, the Paul brothers, etc. He claims to support and love the LGBTQ+ community, even claiming that he's gay (even though he has had 2 wives). Despite all this bullshit he's done, he still has 11k subscribers.
"Did you see Onision's new video?"
"Why bother, it's probably just another stupid fucking Shane Dawson video."
Onision by pianomuncher January 6, 2019
A fucking dickhead. He breaks the law, manipulates his fans and tries to make people think he’s a good person.

Just call him Onion.
The appropriate way to respond to a Onion Fan:

Someone: “I love Onision!”
You: “Fuck you too then.”
Onision by Fishxgod January 3, 2019

Onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson and false accusations. He also likes to give pointless childish responses to actual criticism. In fact when he sees someone criticizing him he decides to take their hard earned money. And you know he’s also got this weird obsession with bananas, I dunno what that’s about.
“Hey look at this onision video.”
“Why are you showing me that? Don’t you know I’m onisionphobic?”
Onisionphobic by Arist0tle September 28, 2019

onisionphobic

When you don’t want to be friends with a rather creepy man who has a weird obsession with Shane Dawson, false accusations, and also likes to give pointless childish responses to actually criticism. In fact when he sees the criticism he just decides to take their money, he decides to take their hard earned money l, and you know he’s also got this WEIRD weird obsession with bananas.
She’s an Onisionphobic

Please stay away from me Mr.Onion
onisionphobic by MyaSkye September 28, 2019
Onision is a child groomer
Onision by Justclowntingz May 14, 2020

onisionphobic

Being a person that sees through all of Onision's bullshit but because he is the child grooming piece of shit that he is, you are lying and slandering him. Being afraid of his "TRUTH" and not mindlessly following him like a good little kid. My bad, never let a kid near this man, he might become sexual attracted and then we're all phobic for it because we fear for our children's safety.
You're onisionphobic because you believe all of his victims, even though Gregory, James, whatever the fuck he's calling himself this week says they are LYING!
onisionphobic by BootyNasty September 28, 2019
More from Urban Dictionary
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
Next