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Onasis

Someone who is smart, successful,
funny, sexy and good looking with a
really big dick. Doesn't care what
people think and and all the guys want
to be like him while all the girls want to
be with him.
The guy over there is an Onasis
by Jack Rabbit Jones October 19, 2013
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Oasis coulsdon

An overrated shit hole school in coulsdon, who beef everyone and think they’re a “family” but they’re all fake to eachother really. Most of them are chavs and wannabe road men. The teachers are shit and don’t teach them fuck all
Person from another school- what did you do today

Person from oasis- fuck all babe the teachers are shit, remember I go oasis coulsdon I learn nothing and my mates are all chavs I love it xx
by AndyBooth October 2, 2018
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Silicon Oasis

A place were only the truest chammakis from all dubai and sharjah come to visit after going to Dubai Mall.

They gather up in Spinneys and make clouds, so much clouds in-fact that UAE does not need cloud seeding anymore. These people claim to have a lot of backup, but will call their entire family into a fight.
Silicon Oasis goon 1: "Bro where is our backup?"
Silicon Oasis goon 2: "Family trip"
by Habood November 26, 2019
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Oasis

The most irresistible rock band, and the number 1 cause of sanity.
Dad, please borrow the Oasis CD again so my head does't explode.
by Carbona Ramone April 20, 2021
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onanist

Damn Dave! Ur such an onanist!
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oasis academy enfield

A GHETTO ASS school in North London which is filled with a bunch rats that are fake, loud, annoying and rude. The teachers are annoying and care more about your uniform then your actual education.
Person 1: yo have you heard of that ratchet school “oasis academy Enfield”

Person 2: yeah It’s that school where Mr westlake the fat don works at
by Fattttttyyy December 27, 2018
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Somn-Onanist

Robert: Why were you sleeping on the couch

Roy: Dude, your a Somn-onanist, it was nasty

Robert: NO WAY

Roy: Control yourself next time you have a fucking sleepover
by Paige Stringer May 21, 2008
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