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WTF-ometer

A person's level of disbelief, shock or surprise.
The moment Mary found out her boyfriend might be a distant cousin the needle on her "WTF-ometer" started twitching upward at a rapid rate!!!
WTF-ometer by talk2me-JCH2 November 5, 2017
Related Words
omeer Omer Omeed Omerta Omero omerah Omer Sexual omaer Omeesh Omeet
Sicilian/Southern Italian Code of Silence, willful disobedience to law enforcement investigations, being aware enough to deflect unwanted attention from yourself, your operations, & your family. This is an innate characteristic, some could say an evolutionary tactic of silence and humility dating back to before Facist tyranny swept most of Italy pre ww2 when even average citizens had to keep hush to survive. (That facist wave that led to the rise of Mussolini has since been remedied, however with the current migrant crisis there have been signs of polar-shifts towards nationalism in some affected areas.) Furthermore, Omertà is still the code of silence (or code of “humility,” as Omertà translates to humility in English) adhered to today by La Cosa Nostra, which has seen a modern resurgence in strength and even cultural acceptance since 9-11, when people no longer felt safe in the streets cause the Feds abused RICO to lock up all the wise-guys.
Stick to the Omertà, don’t make a showboat of yourself like some pissant rapper, we are the shadows, not the spotlight.
Omertà by Gaspar Lombardo March 14, 2019
The single most beautiful girl in existence. The thought of her brings a smile to your face. She's a ray of happiness in your life. She's the physical embodiment of everything you've ever wanted. She's someone you could imagine living with happily for your entire life. She's the sunshine in your life. She's perfection.
Person 1: "Whoa look how amazing that girl is!"
Person 2: "I know right! She's perfect. She's Omeesha."
Omeesha by loveyouomeesha May 24, 2019
Usually good, does bad things cause his a sick cunt, a rebel, fucking gets nudes and chick magnet 25/8. A sexy motherfucker, that fucked all your bitches, took your sisters virginity.

People "Omercan" has fucked:
Your Mum
Your Sister
Your Mates
Your Friends
Your Cousin
Your Close friends

Some words Omercan say are:
About a week ago.
I fucked your bic.
ill0minat0 confiremed.
r u high bruh.
420 blez it.

Immediately, when he locates a triangle his brain automatically functions to execute the command "ill0minat0 confirmed". Usually with his friend "Jay-Z" & "Beyonce".
Brian: Look! Omercan is here!
Omercan: Was back from fucking your bich.
Brian: How cool! Want some doritoes.
Omercan: ill0minat0 confiiirmed.

Brian: Okay, ill take that as a no..
Omercan: I fucked your bich..
Brian: ...
Omercan: about a weeek agooOo weeek agoooOoooo!
Brian: LMAOAOA YOU ARE A SICK CUNT!

omersexual 

sexually attracted only to blue haired midgets with anal acne.
mom, dad, im omersexual
mom: hop on board boi
omersexual by lorrydriver69 December 4, 2019
An ometere is a smart, independent girl, who cares for her family and friends and never lets anyone down. She hates fakeness and she’s always up for a challenge
That’s a kind of OMETERE I need in my life.
Omg she must be OMETERE
ometere by Lalalalax November 25, 2018