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The opposite of youth.
When I dozed off at 9:30 on Saturday night I realized my youth was gone and my oldth was here to stay.
oldth by Pastor Future February 9, 2006
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North Oldham middle school 

North Oldham middle school has few good teachers and most guys wear vineyard vines and most girls wear pink everyone has air pods most of the kids will go to private high schools. Beware of ms Henley and ms mcaffery

Olathe Northwest 

The “richest” and “whitest” high school in Olathe. Many of the kids are so stuck up their own ass that they fail to see the good in others. Many also lack empathy and the ability to branch out to make new friends that they haven’t been with since the 6th grade. The “popular” kids are all that you will see when you go there. They’re the loudest, the “prettiest”, the most entertaining, etc. But look a little harder, find the quiet ones, many of them are true friends.
Olathe northwest? oh yeah, they’re football team is fucking awful.
Olathe Northwest by jr7lmao February 10, 2020

Oldhead Central

A party or gathering containing large amounts of oldheads
Damn they said it was a 80's party but everyone in there is 40 and up. Its like oldhead central in there
Oldhead Central by dawurss2 March 28, 2010

Olathe South 

Where students have sex in multiple teachers closets
I saw someone Fucking in their car at Olathe south
Olathe South by JojoSweener February 17, 2019

Oldham county high school 

A prison full of racist and pregnant people. And everything sucks ass. Where teachers Fuck students and principals promote drunk driving. In general a shithole of a place. Where kids believe they are juul gods.

oldthinker 

A newspeak word invented by george orwell in his book 1984.

An oldthinker is one who clings to old or outmoded ways of thought. Orwell defines it as, "... typical sentence .... as 'Oldthinkers unbellyfeel Ingsoc'. The shortest rendering that one could make of this in Oldspeak would be: 'Those whose ideas were formed before the Revolution cannot have a full emotional understanding of the principles of English Socialism.' But this is not an adequate translation.....

Used by geeks in a perjorative way about anyone who is not techno-savvy.
"My Dad's a real Oldthinker - he won't even have a mobile phone !"

"Come the Revolution, all you Oldthinkers will be put up against a wall and shot !"
oldthinker by Eighth of Seven January 15, 2007
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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