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ordering Chinese
When you make a delivery order for Chinese food and then you tell your man to fuck you. So he does, in the ass, on the living-room coffee table. Just as he’s balls-deep, the Uber Eats guy knocks on the door.
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
But it swings wide open (as if you left it ajar on purpose). Now he’s 7-feet away from you just staring. Slowly, he steps forward and asks with a real sexy voice:
Somebody order THIS DICK?!
ordering Chinese by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover April 8, 2019
ordering agency
Waitress: "So, what will it be, Sid?"
Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."
Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"
Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."
Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."
Sid: "I'll let Mikey order first."
Mikey: "The Chicken Fried Rice"
Sid: "Yeah, one of that for me too."
Mikey: "You have no ordering agency..."
ordering agency by srav May 5, 2009
chain ordering
When you're at a bar and you order one drink at a time, making the bartender make each drink every time, and even if you want two of the same thing, you'll make the bartender make it twice separately, because you're a piece of shit.
chain ordering by Jeffazhey February 2, 2017
Law-and-ordering
When 2 or more people are walking/sauntering side by side across a hallway or walkway, impeding the progress of those around them.
I crossed the street to avoid the group of people law-and-ordering the sidewalk.
We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
We walked single file down the busy street, as to not law and order the sidewalk.
Law-and-ordering by Hufflepriest January 31, 2019