"Dude, congrats on your new sibling!"
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."
"Man, don't remind me! All that means is my parents had sex at least 9 months ago."
by thedifinerofdefinitions January 13, 2015
A sibling is a dirty asswipe that gains its energy off making your life a hellhole. Your luck is especially unfortunate when you have multiple siblings within a small/medium average age gap
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
Siblings are there to 1) test your patience 2) ruin your life and 3) make you want to jump out your window, needless to say they also make you want to punch them in the face when you want to take a shower so they run in there first and lock the door when they weren't thinking about but only run in there because you say it.
You know when your family has lost the egg and sperm lottery when your siblings even go to the extent of counting out food so you both have the same exact amount.
"Hey bitch, it was unfortunate that you were the one who has to be my sibling. Stop being related to me. Thank you."
by You can go away now February 10, 2019
by Captain Lieutenant October 10, 2015
by Ausie Badass December 8, 2003
by Mystic_Snowfang July 11, 2008
The less commonly used term for brothers or sisters.
They are often identified with a loud voice and tattletale incidents. Pinching is their main defensive action.
Siblings are often called annoying by their older and smarter siblings.
They are often identified with a loud voice and tattletale incidents. Pinching is their main defensive action.
Siblings are often called annoying by their older and smarter siblings.
by TheEve December 6, 2011
Siblings are people who you might always be mad at or you might love them all the time ( rarely ). They are related to you because you have the same person who gave birth to you or adopted. They can be horrible to each other and they can hate each other..that's fine.
I love his sister,not him.
WAIT..YOU'RE LESBIAN AND YOU LOVE HIS SIBLING?!?!!
No, I'm pansexual and I love his sibling
WAIT..YOU'RE LESBIAN AND YOU LOVE HIS SIBLING?!?!!
No, I'm pansexual and I love his sibling
by Smiley Unicorn May 16, 2017