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oh fuck me 

When someone gets pissed and is so mad he/she would rather get fucked at that moment
The man asked out a girl that he saw on Twitter and got rejected so he yelled "OH FUCK ME"
oh fuck me by Parkies69 January 8, 2018
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oh yeah fuck me with applesauce 

The act of fucking someone with applesauce
Girl,oh yeah fuck me with applesauce

Guy,what the actual fuck

Me-Oh Fuck! 

An exclamation (e.g. WTF; Holy Shit; Jesus fucking Christ; Get out of town; Bloody Nora
Me-Oh Fuck! You scared the hell out of me!
Me-Oh Fuck! by talk2me-JCH2 October 1, 2022

Oh, Fuck me. 

Relating to the terms Fail and Epic Fail, this statement Is used when things go horribly wrong, like the Russians firing a nuke at themselves.
Russian ICBM Guidance Officer: Sir, the missile is not heading for America.
Russian Commander: Well where is it heading to?
Guidance Officer: Us, Sir.
Commander: Oh, fuck me.

fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes 

when your dad forcefully inserts his penis into your anus cavity while stapling your testicles together while you gasp for air, choking on your own pre cum
fuck me in the ass daddy oh yes was amazing last night

fuck me daddy oh yeah 

fuck me daddy,oh yeah fuck me is normaly used juring sex due to the male/female who are injoying thierselfs
fuck me daddy oh yeah would be used as a way to show you are injoying yourself

UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE

wtf are you searching on urban dictionary get back to your homework, kid
UHHH DADDY PLEASE YES FUCK ME MORE YES OH MY GOD IM CUMMING UHHHHHHHH YESSS UHH H YEAH MORE PLEASE
is not something you should ever say in pubic.

uhh oops no I mean public lol
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Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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