HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!!

oops I hope I don't accidentally click "submit"

OH SHIT I HIT SUBMIT NOOOOOOOOOOOOO AJKDFKNSFKLJHIURWINLIESJFJHUFFIKNDHIUSNRGHUONHUFDNSHIEUFNKSDNFFJNDHU JNEKF KSJNF KS KJFJSNEUENJKSLFN KSLG HEY YOU GNATTS IN MY COMPUTER SCREEN.... GET OUT!!!! JHJFSIGHSRNFJF

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 17, 2024

MattKC Syndrome

When you become obsessed with modding an obscure childhood game you don't actually play unironically

I'm gonna mod super mario 64! - ok cool!
I'm gonna mod Lego Island! - ..What? this is some mattkc syndrome type shit

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 21, 2025

stfu

a retarded acronym of "Shut the fuck up" that autistic 12 year olds use to sound tough

"stfu"
"no, you cranberry fucknut, you know what? I have fucking had it with your shit, you fuckers are going to have your bodies ripped in half, I'll shove your asses so far down your throats, that when you crap, you'll sing fucking beethoven tldr eat shit and die (m)aggots"

by iminhellplshelpahhh May 28, 2025

so that's why...

something said at the end of tiktoks to make the video seem like an infinite loop, but this usually doesn't work and falls flat

I just died hahaha
filler filler filler
so that's why...

by iminhellplshelpahhh October 04, 2024

What the hell are you doing?

I'm taking a piss
Ok but why aren't you jumping at me, that's what you're supposed to do.

Time to take a piss pssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
What the hell are you doing?

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 27, 2024

Creature Report

at the end of an octonauts episode, before the credits, they do a segment where they go over what you've learned already in the episode while showing real photos and or videos of that sea creature. Sometimes these photos are extremely disturbing. The song goes as follows:

Creature Report, Creature Report
(Creature Report!)
Fact:
Something something something check check check
Something something something check check B R E E N
Something some something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something (creature report, creature report)
Something something something check check, check!
Something some something, some something some something

Dance break!
...
go something! go something! go something! creature report, creature report! (Creature Report!)
We're done with the missoooooooooooooooon, octonauts at ease. Until the next adventure!

by iminhellplshelpahhh September 07, 2024

Tech Bros

Cancer

Tech Bros are cancer

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 17, 2024