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1. An early 90s slang word for "ridiculous" or "nonsense".

2. The ejaculate produced by Apple Inc. fanboys whenever a new apple product comes out, enters the room, or Steve Jobs speaks.
1. The sky is falling? That's just applesauce!

2. Steve Jobs announced the iPad and Mike started blowing applesauce everywhere.
by cupajoe April 6, 2010
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1. The sauce made from apples and is mixed in with cinnamon.
2. Apparently the only thing in my best friend's house... Other than noodles.
3. The food moms feed their children when they don't have baby food.
"Applesauce, applesauce, applesauce, applesauce... Unsweetened applesauce..."

"All that was in there was applesauce."

"So then, it's agreed... applesauce.
by Katie Marie Bell October 15, 2011
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Applesauce is delicious
by Funny slang August 3, 2018
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a 1920's slang word meaning nonsense
Stop talking that applesauce!
by Ellie December 6, 2004
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the feeling of being an apple that was left on the tree when all the rest were harvested and then picked only to be put in a jar as applesauce.
He makes me feel like applesauce

Today i feel really applesauce
by hmmmcheerioslala September 3, 2020
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When the shit you just took is soooo disgustingly mushy that no wiping will clean your ass resulting in crap all over your underpants.
Man, I had some bad diarrhea last night. My shorts are stickin' up my butt. I think I got some applesauce goin' on down there.
by airbiscuit December 22, 2008
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when you take a large shit out of your tight asshole and you forgot you have a little shit left inside hours later
Wow, man I got so much applesauce inside my ass, i should have wiped better!
by hard cack October 26, 2011
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