offies 

aka Old Faithfulls aka 7th grade underwear, kept and worn when running low on clean underwear.

Omg Karen, Baleigh is totally wearing her offies. Someone needs to do laundry!

offies by KarenJudyAnn April 14, 2010

Officesode 

N.

Slang for an episode of the hilarious and popular NBC comedy The Office

Cat: Hey Babe did you see that Officesode last night?

Babe: Yea dude, I teared up when Jim and Pam finally said "I do"!!!

Officesode by Bambino624 February 10, 2010

Officesick

The equivalent of 'homesick' except that it refers to missing an office that you were recently a part of, or spent a long time in.

Having moved to another role that required him to relocate, Michael didn't realise he'd miss his former colleagues and be as officesick as he was.

Officesick by Mohit Hira January 20, 2014

Officesticated 

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.

Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"

Officesticated by mp4309 June 1, 2016

offie 

Noun: Short form of 'off licence'.
A British pub has an 'on' licence (licenced to sell intoxicating liquor for consumption ON the premises). They used to also have a little hatch where you could buy drink to take away and this had an 'off' licence. All such purchases had to be consumed off the premises.
Nowadays Britons buy their take-out booze in a shop which is unconnected to any pub. These shops have to apply for the same 'off licences' from local magistrates and have retained the name.

Look at the time! It's wifebeater o'clock. Should I go and drink sociably and responsibly with mature friends in the pub and then return home in a quiet, orderly fashion without vandalising or vomiting; or shall I go down the offie and buy some dangerous-looking lager, go home and get wankered - all sorry and lonesome; vandalise my own home and vomit in every room?

offie by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

officespace 

(v)To destroy something, especially if it has been an annoyance to you. Inspired by the movie Officespace.

Man, you wanna come help me officespace this old printer? It has been giving me problems for years!

officespace by Traldan May 8, 2005

offmessage 

to miss an almost unmissable shot

he totally offmessaged that shot. How could he offmessage that?

offmessage by gwildar August 31, 2017