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stand offish 

someone who only speaks to people in one word answers and is not able to have longer than a 20 second conversation.
fredrick aka humpty dumpty is very stand offish and needs to stay away from the sugar.
stand offish by caseee August 29, 2006

sit-offish 

Related to stand-offish, a person or group is sit-offish when they choose to sit away from persons or groups they know because they are aloof or just assholes.
When the gang walked into they bar, they saw Brad and Janet sitting in a prime position. After their big falling out, the gang chose to be sit-offish and sit in a far corner of the bar.
sit-offish by Zaphod63 July 19, 2012

Stand offish 

When a couple is at a club, or in a public place, and are obviously avoiding each other, wether they know it or not.
Another example is, When boy friend & girl friend don't talk to each other at school, or make other people believe they aren't even going out.
"oh wow look jimmy is acting so stand offish towards jenn, it's like they don't even like each other."
Stand offish by Emma Smith August 4, 2006

Mustang offshoots 

1) 1967 Mercury Cougar (it was later T-bird based. The last one seemed Probish, but I am uncertain.)

2) 1979 Mercury Capri (original, then Mustang, then Mazda)
Of the 2 Mustang offshoots: The '67 Cougar was a unique Mustang based car. The 1979 Capri was too much like a Mustang.

Western Offshoots 

The economic historian Angus Maddison created the term "Western offshoots". According to Maddison’s classication, “Western Offshoots” consist of the United States, Canada, Australia and New Zealand.
Western Offshoots Wetern Europe[
Western Offshoots by Truthworks December 3, 2013

To drown the offshoots

to release a load of semen into the toilet while urinating after sex
David: "Hey that was nice, do you want to play monopoly right now"
Vivi: "Oh, not now, you know I have to drown the offshoots first. Plus, I would prefer to play scrabble."
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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