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Officecide 

To harm/injure with intent to kill in an office setting.
Jane committed a horrible officecide one day using scissors and letter openers after her procedures were ignored. When one dies in an officecide they are considered officed (much like the term offed in a gang related death). Jane was officed by a coworker last week in a deadly officecide.
Officecide by JeniJo January 8, 2009
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Officedebo 

Verb. To be officedebo. Officedebo is a term to replace gay or homosexual. Often used on the boards of all versions of Hobowars. Debo for short.
Cheese: Heff, you and the rest of the debo crew are all officedebo. :P

Heff: You know it. *molests you*
Officedebo by |DG| Cheese R250K October 11, 2009

officesheep 

An extremely common breed of sheep (mindless followers) that can be found in just about every office setting around the world. You'll know them by their brown noses and the blissfully ignorant looks on their faces.

They have been known to travel in herds. They are attracted to meaningless corporate policies and irrelevant office politics.
True corporate progress is hindered by the abundance of officesheep. (In my humble opinion)
officesheep by dR0nE.31337 February 22, 2011

Offisode 

An episode of The Office.
Do you want to watch an offisode?
Offisode by Maddie Good February 21, 2019
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026