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Officesticated 

An individual who has been working in an office so long they have forgotten what it's like to not be tied down by the 9-5 workday.

Very similar to the domestication of a man or woman after marriage.
Young Employee - "Why does Derek only speak in cheesy office Clichés?"
Older Employee -"He's been here too long, guy's been Officesticated..."
Young Employee - "Damn, I hope that's never me"
Officesticated by mp4309 June 1, 2016
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officejacks 

Throwing ones hands over their head and/or waving their arms wildly in an attempt to get the motion sensitive light switch to turn the lights back on.

Most often seen where workers work in front of PC's, in offices, for companies with "green" policies.
The new motion sensing light switch kept tuning off the lights in my office today and I think I pulled a muscle in my arm doing officejacks all afternoon to turn them back on.

I usually feel tired after a big lunch but since they installed the new motion sensitive light switches the officejacks keep me energized.