off-comm
Giff, let's finish our lunch plans off-comm...I had a dream last night that 3 guys from the 80's were chasing me looking for their boombox...I'm afraid they might be listening now
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Verb. A slang term originating from resembling the act of one's self or another being engaged in any type of action, energetic work, activity, or constant motive that never seems to come to a stop. This can have a negative or positive connotation, depending on context, such as describing a person who is constantly coming up with mind-blowingly creative ideas, or perhaps someone just out of control or acting weird.
A break from an activity or action would resemble that of a commercial break on television thus the term "He's off the commercials"
Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.
1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!
Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!
Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.
Adjectives: off the shits, on some other shit, geeked up, doped up, on a tip, trippin.
1. Student #1: Man this teacher hasn't stopped going on and on about linear equations, he won't take a break.
Student #2: Yea bro he's off the shits
Student #3: That boi Mr. Wahnon off the commercials for real!!!
Bro #1: Aye bra you seen Christopher's post's on Instagram bra? He's looking swole bra!
Bro #2: Yeah bra he's been hitting up the gym with Gabe lately, you know him he's never not at the gym I heard he hits the weights like 3 times a day!
Bro #1: Trueee! That boi is off the commercials for real!!!!
Frat boi #1: Wtf did you guys give Zuriel? He hasn't stopped break dancing he looks like he's having a seizure all over the floor for the past 3hours!
Frat boi #2: Normal reaction giving him a little wiff of some coke.. don't worry he'll be off the commercials eventually.
off the commercials by AssMucus April 12, 2017
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Comments are turned off. Learn more by Deadboydoor517 July 9, 2021
Comments turned off
When a news outlet or government agency posts obvious falsehoods or manufactures fake consensus, the comments are turned off.
Government Agency Youtube Channel: "Be terrified and afraid; only the government can save you"
Youtube Viewer: "I know this is untrue and harmful. I will post a response."
Comments Turned off.
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Comments turned off by Trytobe rational June 15, 2021
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermi
Some neurosurgeon posted a definition for masturbate with a bunch of synonyms and decided it would be a good idea to make them all one big link, which is how you got here to this page. Here's to that genius.
I hope that person catches AIDS from masturbating.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
SYNONYMS: chokin' the chicken, spanking the monkey, flogging the dolphin, beating off, jackin' off, buffing the banana, wanking off, playing with yourself, tootin' your horn, fighting the purple helmet warrior, rubbing the one-eyed snake, commiting spermicide, taking your turn at the self-serve station, fishing with your zipper trout, beating the shit out of your midget friend, makin' mayo, polishing the family jewels, test-firing the old meat missle, wrapping the hand around the penis and moving it in a thrusting movement.
Go Commit Safety Off
For that special person in your life that was traumatized by a normal childhood activity, specifically wrestling. A person that is so stupid that they forgot to turn the safety off whilst trying to commit suicide.
Literally No One:
Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off
Gage: I have PTSD from wrestling when I was a kid so I tried to commit suicide.
Literally Everyone: Go Commit Safety Off
Go Commit Safety Off by Darkeagle2602 April 11, 2019
Offcomm
Relating, for example, to oil rigs and ships:"Mike, we gotta get some data back to HQ. What offcomm facilities do we have available to send the information?"