communications 

Communications is a jock major, which is to say that it is a very easy major for college students who want to drink and party and sleep around more than they want to learn and better themselves. Communications majors typically end up doing generic office jobs at best.

"Yeah, the 'rents are forking out the $32,000 a year, not me, so I don't see why I shouldn't just get buzzed and major in communications!"

communications by CaptainFoofoo April 4, 2009

Communications Major 

1) The major of choice for 'people' such as sorostitutes. 2) A cruel, 4 year-long practical joke played by colleges on students. 3) A highly sought after major for competitive positions such as bus boy and Wendy's cashier.

BJs will get her further than that Communications Major will.

Communications Major by Da Black Knight July 7, 2010

Communications Residential College (CRC)

A residential college at Northwestern. A fun, magical place where much silliness ensues. Year after year, it attracts students who are charming, outgoing, intelligent and quirky.

Dude, you're living in the Communications Residential College (CRC)? Awesome!

Communications Residential College (CRC) by ttepS divaD August 19, 2007

Communications Hill 

A brand new neighborhood on the only real hill in the middle of (relatively flat) Silicon Valley. A nice place to go to watch the sunset since you can see the whole Santa Clara valley from there. If they ever get around to building the village center/retail area, it'll be a destination spot for date night.

Will they ever finish with the construction on Communications Hill?

Communications Hill by jengapie October 31, 2019

Malicious Communications

A weak oppressive British law made by some moron with thin skin.

It's a law which banishes free speech and also allows people from other countries to verbally abuse you online, and if you say similar things in return, you get treated like a criminal by the police, while the low IQ individuals laugh their ass off at getting you in trouble over such petty bullshit. And then the person/persons who caused trouble get away with it because the police are too lazy to do anything, and only care about punishing their own people.

In one case, the police threatened to arrest people on Twitter who were making fun of them by asking if they had anything better to do, just because the police were tweeting and bragging about those they had caught for minor drugs possession. Police have also warned not to make fun of prison mugshots or it could land you in trouble. It will probably soon be illegal to boo at someone in public in this shithole of a country.

Britain is fast becoming a snowflake paradise of the Orwellian kind.

A weak pathetic little country full of cowards and vile double standards by the law/police.

Person from America: You're a cunt, piece of shit go kill yourself. Get better at playing games because you are a retard my friend.

Person from the UK: You're the cunt now fuck off you fag.

Useless British Police: I'm arresting you on suspicion of Malicious Communications.

Malicious Communications by Fight 4 Freedom December 29, 2022

charter communications 

The all time worst cable and internet company on earth. Their service blows and is always down, and their customer service department is full of morons, half of whom can barely speak at a 2nd grade level. The board of directors obviously hires idiots for low pay and takes advantage of their monopoly to get rich off of the shittiest company on earth

I have a big term paper due tomorrow and "charter" is down again

charter communications by Kevin May 26, 2004

charter communications 

Worst internet provider ever... Better speak Arabic if your calling their customer support.

I waited 3 months for a technician to come fix my cable lines. According to Customer Service, the technician had gotten a little too drunk the night before he was scheduled to come, and blew his head off playing Russian Roulette at a bar. FAIL of an excuse Charter Communications!

charter communications by rob994 September 10, 2010