widespread occurrence 

An event involving a gal's offering easy access to her "fun zone" by lying back on da bed with her legs broadly apart.

Hearing dat I was lonesome, da cute waitress at da corner-diner promised me a "widespread occurrence", but then instead of having sex with me, she just gave me a foot-long roll with mayonnaise liberally applied to its inner surfaces! What a letdown!!!

widespread occurrence by QuacksO May 2, 2021

TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE 

Someone once again uses ASSH0LE to commit another CRIME.

By not SMOKING , and DRINKING by not anybody else's conventional means.(ANUS)

It beats the GAS CHAMBER as those white CLOTHING before NITE FALL gone.

The LOCKING OF THE SUITCASE.

Someone DIED ....D IE D....

REFERENCE : POLISH CROATIAN...BLACK SEA STUFF
SHITFLEA.THIS LEAF
COMME ' D'HAB SAME SHIT , DIFFERENT DAY RUSSIAN
MOKRY POLISH WET MOKASINKE LOAFERS

WINDOWS ERROR OKNO SHIT...OH/AH
CHASTIZATION
CZYSTY POLISH PURE
CIST CROATIAN PURE

IN scare the ability of SHIT to always HOOK a convincing party that this case is all LOCKED UP and the TROMMONITE sitting in that chair is on their way to commit a TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE because a CRANE back at the GOOGLEPLEX scared the living daylights out of everyone until the UNIcorn party picked up their stuff and shaded back to save everyone's ASS from having their throat ripped out and being it only SHE knows from some past model the exact date this happened.

Seriously at the TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE I meet someone who will teach me to be a drinker of BEER but MY ASSH0LE is the MOUTH they will be serving as an ENEMAEER SHITEATING simulcast.

AS dropping out of a TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE the IRISH ROVERS are with me finding ANAL ALAN the suitable pair of PEDOPHILE JAC to wear OUT to the I BELLAGIO friend.

THE TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE is the UKRANIAN RUSSIAN community of BOLSHEVIK ALPHEBETICAL POOP WARS wear the 82 brought zhb.105 which yielded EAT SHIT SHITEAFER when it happens next ANYWHERE AS RID THE FOUR BALLS for the capture.

IN saying the following GEORGE SOROS is not MOROSE so get that TOM HANKS TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE and understand as DEE DEE MEYERS somehow connected to this entire VOYAGE.

TROMMONITE OCCURRENCE by SMELLY HOMOSEXUAL March 3, 2022

occurances 

Occurences spelt by a moron.

Oh my God. How many OCCURANCES!?

occurances by Shaun Collier April 24, 2006

occurrently 

Something that is occurring currently.

Tom is occurrently getting his shoes for the dinner tonight.

occurrently by Weirdododo12345 May 3, 2012

Natural Occurence 

A disaster that can happen anywear and at anytime.

Natural Occurences eg. Volcano,Tidle wave, Tsunamis,thunder storms, Volcanic Eruptions etc.

Natural Occurence by Jazz!! October 9, 2008

perplexing occurrences 

when your friend forgot the name of stranger things so they call it perplexing occurences. either that or they wanna be funny cause they’re an ass

man 1: hey wanna watch perplexing occurrences?
man 2: what the hell are you on?
man 1: top of ur mom
man 2: get out

perplexing occurrences by hearts4mark July 17, 2022

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences

This is a phrase based on the iconic Doofenshmirtz phrase, "Wow, if I had a nickel for the every time I was doomed by a puppet, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice, right?" The phrase is not only a shortening of the phrase, but makes it easy to add to a conversation without jumpcutting to "haha funny reference".

Dude, this girl fell in love with me, dumped me, forgot she dated me, fell in love with me again, and dumped me AGAIN! Sigh, you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences...

you know what they say about nickels and strange occurences by Nurfgal December 16, 2025