Refers to da act of either noticing a hazard or obstruction in your driving-path in sufficient time to evasively yank da steering-wheel, or noticing skid-marks on da pavement/gravel which indicate dat someone else who'd come along da roadway sometime before you had himself been obliged to hastily alter course to avoid hitting something in front of him.
Sometimes icy and/or uneven pavement can be easier to spot and skirt around if you maintain close obswerveation of da road ahead, and look out for abnormally-twisty tire-tracks dat show where previous motorists have recently deviated to circumvent such hazards.
by QuacksO May 28, 2022
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Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.
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Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.
This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.
This often startles and/or frightens people.
Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"
by Alex1010 March 24, 2009
Get the Observational Humor mug.Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.
by Pbaddy August 22, 2009
Get the observational humor mug.An initial observation is the measurement that you take before you start any process that might cause a change. When you compare your subsequent observations with the initial one, you will see whether any change has taken place, and you will be able to measure the change.
The coach's Initial observation to his players will help him find out about the strengths and weaknesses of his players.
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Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!
by ilovechrisandme February 5, 2012
Get the lesbian observation mug.An observationalist is a person who makes a statement based on real-world assessments (observational comment) about specific people, places, and events happening around them. Observations are unlike racist or stereotype comments that are generalized statements about a group of people.
Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.
Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!
Antonyms: racism, stereotypes.
Remember kids, it's cool to be an observationalist. However, tossing around stereotypes or racist comments is never cool. Know the difference!
Stereotype: "All Asians are good at math."
An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."
Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."
An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."
An Observationalist says: "Those Asian kids (over there) are human Ti89s. Each one of them scored in the 98% percentile or higher of the math section of the SATs."
Stereotype: "All priests rape little boys."
An Observationalist says: "That priest is a pedophile. I saw him ask an eight year old boy if he could pillage his cornhole with the holy disco stick."
by JewClaw May 17, 2011
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