A group or assemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.
If human nature dictated spelling, there certainly WOULD be an "i" in team. The only question is whether it'd be tiem or teim.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2010

Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.
by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

One whose grasp of the future is consistently and remarkably accurate. (Per personal retrospective review.)
PUNDIT (addressing the mirror): Knew it, knew it, knew it!!Obama-style health care reform will never fly in this country.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.
by Pbaddy January 23, 2010

That rare mix of confidence and razor skills that makes bald with beard come off as a style choice rather than a personal calamity.
by Pbaddy August 28, 2009

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

by Pbaddy October 20, 2015

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.
by Pbaddy August 19, 2009
