Pbaddy's definitions

she-hab

mani-pedi,cut and blow, massage and facial.

Moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. If not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.

by Pbaddy August 17, 2009

periodic table

menstrual calendar.

She had her periodic table commited to memory and the elements, this night, were perfectly aligned. Nestor was gonna be a Daddy, whether he liked it or not.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

causal sex

sexual encounter resulting in pregnancy.

Casual sex becomes causal sex when when you reverse the s and u, or omit the c-o-n-d-o-m.

by Pbaddy August 18, 2009

gen-ladin

Osama's kids? Or ours, if their side wins

Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

ex-perience.

Those learned behaviors which prejudice against re-marriage.

If experience leads to wisdom, then ex-perience should never lead to wife-dom.
Ahem, UD, ex-perience.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

moral turpentine

1.All purpose sin remover

2.Prayer

The evangelical preacher was an inveterate thief and a serial child molester. Still. the application of a little moral turpentine assured his place in Heaven. He was always careful to pray extra hard after what he'd call an incident.

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

grandvestite

1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.

"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."

"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.

" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."

by Pbaddy August 22, 2009