That rare mix of confidence and razor skills that makes bald with beard come off as a style choice rather than a personal calamity.
by Pbaddy August 28, 2009
In the 80's and nineties, sociologists identified a subpopulation of the Baby Boom generation consisting of childless couples both engaged in primarily professional occupations. Designated by the acronym DINK ( Double Income No Kids), this group had substantial disposable income and heped drive the luxury markets of the time.
Approximately 20 years later, the DINK has evolved into the RISK ( Reduced Income Several Kids) and from the luxury standpoint is merely indisposed.
Approximately 20 years later, the DINK has evolved into the RISK ( Reduced Income Several Kids) and from the luxury standpoint is merely indisposed.
by Pbaddy November 30, 2009
1.Over-application of the retro look so as to appear to be wearing one's grandparent's actual clothes.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
2.One who is hopelessly out of style.
"I had an online date with this girl who looked like she shopped in her grandma's closet."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
"' Her Grandma's Closet', is that one of those kitschy second hand stores?" I hate that shit.
" We all do, except that would have been a major step up. I'm talking literally, here. Girl was a total grandvestite. I can still smell the mothballs."
by Pbaddy August 22, 2009
Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.
by Pbaddy October 13, 2009
The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.
Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.
by Pbaddy September 10, 2009
by Pbaddy August 18, 2009
Moni was released from she-hab looking and feeling better. If not quite as good as at the outset of her epic pub crawl 4 days ago.
by Pbaddy August 18, 2009