Definitions by Pbaddy

meta sample 

Sample of a previously sampled sound or riff.

If I meta sample the bass part from Ice Ice Baby, does David Bowie get the royalty?

meta sample by Pbaddy October 20, 2015

misanthrope 

A bigot who does not discriminate.

First voice: A bigot that don't discriminate?? Well, then he ain't no bigot is he?
Second voice (same person, different personality): Indeed not. He is, in fact, a misanthrope. An enjoyable paradox, n'est-ce pas?

misanthrope by Pbaddy September 23, 2010

teim 

A group or assemblage ostensibly cooperating for a common purpose in which each individual is primarily self-interested.

If human nature dictated spelling, there certainly WOULD be an "i" in team. The only question is whether it'd be tiem or teim.

teim by Pbaddy September 10, 2010

emal 

Misdirected email.
Always confusing, often embarrassing, occasionally ruinous.

An example? Supply your own. Emal it to noreply.

emal by Pbaddy September 8, 2010

Budget Fonda 

Poor man's version of any famous, unattainable female.

Resemblance to some attractive celebrity is a traditional selling point in the blind date arena.

Go ahead, believe it while you can; reality will toss you a Budget Fonda every time.

Budget Fonda by Pbaddy May 15, 2010

Revisionary 

One whose grasp of the future is consistently and remarkably accurate. (Per personal retrospective review.)

PUNDIT (addressing the mirror): Knew it, knew it, knew it!!Obama-style health care reform will never fly in this country.
MIRROR (silent but reflective) displays PUBLIC OPTION NOW! poster in the background.
URBAN DICTIONARY GATE KEEPER: You must repeat the word revisionary in the example.
PBADDY: But it's redundant. Shame there's no way around it.

Revisionary by Pbaddy January 23, 2010

pot hole toast 

The would-be protective behavior of raising one's cup of superheated beverage in anticipation of blowing over a bump or pot hole.

Monica, on seeing the unavoidable defect in the road, reflexively raised her coffee cup up and away from her body. The classic pot hole toast

pot hole toast by Pbaddy December 13, 2009