gay observation

when a guy notices another guy has a boner

Matthieu: Hey Chris you have a boner.
Chris: OK now that's just a gay observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 05, 2012

lesbian observation

when a girl notices that another girl's nipples are erect

Amber: WTF!! Your nipples are hard!!!
Savannah: What? You got a problem with it?!? You totally gave a lesbian observation!

by ilovechrisandme February 05, 2012

socially retarded

when a smart person acts really retarded when they are with friends and/or family

Jim: Hey, what's the number for "pi" again?
Bob: PARTY TIME!!!!!
Jim: Stop acting socially retarded!

by ilovechrisandme February 19, 2012