observeation

What yer pesky health-and/or-portions-obsessed parents assiduously engage in whenever you go to da church-supper or backyard-barbecue table and hold yer plate out for da cooperatively-smiling ladle-wielders to heap wif tasty goodies.

I can see how caring parents would want to monitor what types/amounts of comestibles go into their little ones' mouths, but excessive observeation of said activities is just that --- excessive. Letting them have a larger-than-usual helping or a not-strictly-health-foods treat once in a while isn't really gonna do them all that much harm, especially considering how much said pint-sized edibles-vacuums will enjoy said pleasure-delicacies.

observeation by QuacksO July 23, 2026

observation period 

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

observation period by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

observevasion 

Observing ones surroundings to the point or near the point of self exclusion. Often combined with a compulsion to write down or verbally narate observations and/or interpretations.

Please pardon my observevasion. You don't mind if I bring my journal do you? I think I'm disappearing.

observevasion by Ferugualatin March 29, 2008

Observational Humor

A skit on the Tom Green Show.

Tom Green observes people on the streets, and yells at them from up close with a megaphone, pointing out what they are doing.

This often startles and/or frightens people.

Tom Green's observational humor:
"You are walking down the street!"
"You are drinking juice!"
"You are wearing a yellow hat!"

Observational Humor by Alex1010 March 24, 2009

Obserbation

To watch oneself masturbate or to watch another do so, sometimes both.

Have you heard about obserbation? I would never watch!

Do you obserbate or are you more of a "see no evil" kind of guy

Ive been obserbating for years, i find it more erotic.

Obserbation by Jeff and Tim January 14, 2009

observational humor

The ability to laugh rather than weep upon seeing one's accurate reflection.

Paul awoke the morning of his 60th birthday and examined his face closely in the mirror. Laughing wryly at the sight, he vowed never to perform that act again. Observational humor, in this case, only went so far.

observational humor by Pbaddy August 22, 2009

initial observation 

An initial observation is the measurement that you take before you start any process that might cause a change. When you compare your subsequent observations with the initial one, you will see whether any change has taken place, and you will be able to measure the change.

The coach's Initial observation to his players will help him find out about the strengths and weaknesses of his players.

initial observation by mc4bball September 26, 2017