nutwit

Person with a nut-sized brain. Someone inept

Who does he think he is anyway, just another nutwit.

by Cobbsday January 19, 2006

natwithaheart

Someone very small, like VERY.

natwithaheart is smaller than yde by a lot!

by MedalBrawl October 17, 2021

optical nutrition

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

by werls July 12, 2011

stir-fried nitwit

a manipulative, bald-faced hypocrite; douchebag

Although Norm graduated from Stanford, he's just a manipulative, stir-fried nitwit.

by Miguel Valdez October 29, 2007

No Nut Nitwit

A cocky bastard that uses those shitty cheap ass "Nut Passes" during No Nut November. The guy might even download the image so he can reuse it and continue to jerk his dick like a tire pump and say he won something. This guy probably cries when he doesnt get a participation trophy.

Bruce: Carter has already jerked off 13 times, and its only November 4th!
Adam: What a fat shit, I heard he uses nut passes as an excuse to reproduce with his hand!
Bruce: What a No Nut Nitwit, I bet his hand smells like crusty socks and expired milk!

by Ocide November 3, 2022

Nutritionist

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

nitwit

An idiot, a fool

He's a complete nitwit

by Geoff September 13, 2003