just one of the many accoutremants a performer must wear underneath a costume when one is a professional dancer. The granny panties are typically beige or nude in color to provide the voyeur with the illusion that they may have actually seen you waxed vulva in one of those intricate moves you busted.
"Leila, are you going to wear that sponge bob thong today? put on your granny panties!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
"you're right, granny panties can hold a lot more crunchy money!"
by MintyLeila July 07, 2005
also commonly referred to as "Cow Poly Pomona" is one kick-ass university. Not only does it boast real vegetation and real education, it is also quite fun for women to attend since the ratio is totally in their favor.
People everywhere wondered where a former lingerie model would have learned about quantum mechanics or higher level mathematics, but once they knew she'd gone to Cal Poly Pomona, it was no longer a mystery.
by MintyLeila July 07, 2005
a term which is often exclaimed by a party in disbelief. Usually the person who uses such a phrase will originate from the midwest and may or may not be named dave.
"someone's at the door, should I hide? she's pissed, is it your wife?"
"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
"holy cow! let me hide with you!"
by MintyLeila June 25, 2005
Obese (adjective) pertains to a person whose BMI (body mass index) equal to 30 or higher. Obesity is described in levels such as "mildly obese" "moderately obese" and "morbidly obese."
Becoming morbidly obese significanly increases one's chances of life threatening conditions and diseases.
by MintyLeila July 18, 2005
the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
A song in the Beatles' White album written by John Lennon. The phrase "happiness is a warm gun" is a metaphor for "happiness is getting laid." Like a gun is warm after firing it, happiness in this song is compared to having had satisfying sexual activity.
by MintyLeila July 10, 2005
the act of seeing multiple lovers in a specified and short amount of time and satisfying them all accordingly without any hurt feelings or losses.
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005