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much like ano del caldo, (year of the stew) this term also describes something or someone who is outdated and really needs a serious make-over. Literally means "year of the slap." (Implying, no one knows or remembers when exactly was the year of the slap because it was so long ago.)
"Mom have you seen this movie before, I think it's pretty old..."

"MMM, that's from el ano de la cachetada...."
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
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slang term used by Mexican and Mexican Americans to describe somthing that is outdated and antiquated. Literally (or cliterally) means "year of the stew." The underlying idea is that anyone who heard this would ask "Year of the stew? when was that?" and the reply would be, "so so long ago, no one remembers..."
"Karina stared in horror at the purple sequins skirts we had been given to wear and she said 'these skirts?! these are from el ano del caldo!"
by MintyLeila June 20, 2005
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the state of a penis which is not altogether flaccid nor erect. It will often occur at inopportune embarrasing times and will be brought on purposefully by a cunning sexy woman pretending she has no idea what she is doing.
"why are you still friends with some of your ex-boyfriends?"

"I like to keep them healthy and providing the regular semi keeps the circulatory system in check."
by MintyLeila June 18, 2005
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this is your basic sexual intercourse between one man and one woman which has been contracted for her services through a brothel.
A straight lay is a common order at the chicken ranch, but our special today is the half and half.
by MintyLeila July 7, 2005
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a mild rash illness that occurs most commonly in children. The ill child typically has a "slapped-cheek" rash on the face and a lacy red rash on the trunk and limbs. Occasionally, the rash may itch. An ill child may have a low-grade fever, malaise, or a "cold" a few days before the rash breaks out. The child is usually not very ill, and the rash resolves in 7 to 10 days.
Although we would expect slapped cheek disease to come from chronic incidence of being a jerk, it is actually caused by the human parvovirus 19.
by MintyLeila September 8, 2005
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term used to describe something which false, fraudulent or not truly disclosed in some way.
"great rolex!"
"it's not a real rolex, it's a milli vanilli"
by MintyLeila June 25, 2005
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1- female version of the Spanish name "Manuel."

2- slang for handjob; manuela is the term which implies "mano" which means hand. Sometimes a reference will be made in regard to the number of digits involved in the physical motion of stroking the penis.
"so did you take that chick home last night?"

"naw, all I had was manuela and her 5 kids"
by MintyLeila June 25, 2005
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