Nutritize 

nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb

The attempt to eat right and make the foods you eat healthier with unscientific methodologies. This includes blotting your pizza with napkins to sop up the extra grease, eating only the middle of your sandwich-feeding the bread to the pigeons, ordering a Diet Coke with your Double Decker Burger & fries or eating a pan of brownies a sliver at a time every time you walk past them on the kitchen counter (when nobody is looking of course)

I just Nutritized my pizza, even though I killed 7 trees during the napkin blotting process.

That pan of brownies was Nutritized!

Nutritize by DivaRD May 18, 2011

Nutritize 

Nutritize™

What is Nutritize™ ?
nu·tri·tize pronounced: noo-tri-tize
–verb

1. the pursuit of having a healthy business and making your current business healthier for consumers;

2. to analyze and publicize nutrition information.

Used in a sentence:
* I would like to nutritize™ my restaurant.
* I would like to nutritize™ the foods I eat.
* That restaurant has nutritized™ their menu.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we make our food.
* We are nutritizing™ the way we do business.
* We have the nutritize™ seal of approval.

For more information see: www.Nutritize.com

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Nutritize by Diva Dietitian May 16, 2011

optical nutrition 

looking at facebook pictures of pretty girls.

I had optical nutrition on Maria's profile.

optical nutrition by werls July 12, 2011

Nutritionist 

usage (noun)
A title claimed by many have-been hollywood types, wannabe doctors, and your regular garden variety hollywood "fitness" guru. There is no legal definition therefore allowing any charlatan to use it. Normally used to imply that the person has some knowledge on the science of biochemical reactions which occur in energy expenditure and metabolism as an organism converts food into usable energy-but notice they never use R.D. after their name, as they would be prosecuted for impersonating real scientists.

"Are you a nutritionist?"
"No, I'm a Registered Dietitian"
"what does that mean?"
"I have a degree in biochem and clinical training in the field in addition I don't wear spandex on TV"

Nutritionist by MintyLeila September 23, 2005

Nutritionologist 

'New-trih-shun-olo-jist'
A self proclaimed nutrition expert, who has studied at the school of social media and googling.

A true Nutritionologist understands that life long learning is important, but that trolling is importanter.

1. Hey bro, I hear you're the one to speak to in this joint regarding nutrition?

Nutritionologist: damn straight, I'll give you the low down on why keto is bull crap and how to get abs whilst eating pizza.

2. What's the difference between you and a dietician?

Nutritionologist : I have a personality... Oh and they have a butt load of education.

Nutritionologist by The true terminator May 31, 2017

Nutrition Nazi 

Someone who insists on getting in everyone’s face and insulting and belittling them on their food choices.

“Oh, girl, I just watched a Nutrition Nazi rip some poor girl a new asshole for having a carton of non-soy milk in her cart at the grocery store!”

Nutrition Nazi by Brett Burkhardt April 27, 2008

nutritious load 

i found this in my environmental science book. you can use it as another name for sperm. it is so funny.

ok, now its time for you to consume this nutritious load. it will help you grow.

nutritious load by cia_mrx March 14, 2007