hello, im dead

to say somethin when pretending to be dead but wants attention or someone to notice

Hello!, Im Dead

by geoff March 09, 2003

Ground Hog

One who pleasures himself from the use of holes in a feild and/or grassy knoll.

My god! Ground Hog Day already???

by Geoff March 14, 2003

Spurnage

The act of spurning. The act of getting jizzed in the face.

> Yo Mamma!
>> Oh spurnage. Ouch! Dis.

by Geoff December 13, 2004

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

dont hate

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

whoa dont hate on me i am G.P.

by geoff March 09, 2003

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

Sick Nast

an adjective to describe something awesome

Geoff O'Callaghan is the sick nast

by Geoff February 22, 2004