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The most common form of NULPT is seen on a daily basis around the world..... The infamous red circle with the line through it is the universal "DO NOT" symbol. Although any type of rejection, denial, refusal, "NO", etc.... means NULPT.
A salesman who cannot close the deal has gotten NULPT.
When you present an engagement ring to your girlfriend and she says, "No." You've just gotten NULPT there chief.
In Search Engine Optimization (SEO) having your website removed for Google's index means you got NULPT.
In paid Search Engine Marketing (SEM) having your Adwords ads stop showing because of a pop-up or trademark violation is another form of NULPT.
A pest controller is a 'NULPTOR' of sorts... As he might NULPT the mice or termites from a home.
When your blind date doesn't show up.... You got NULPT!
When a family member forgets your birthday.... You've been NULPT!
When a horse stops short at the hurdle in an equestrian competition.... You, jockey, have been NULPT.
When Cramer on Mad Money slams the choices in your stock portfolio.... You've been NULPT! (side note: He needs to get NULPT on his sound effects board.)
If in court and the judge denies your appeal... You have definitely been NULPT.
Being expelled from school is getting NULPT.
Setting off the metal detector at the airport is a NULPTING for sure.
Ever been excommunicated from a country? You, my friend, are NULPT.
When someone gives you a thumbs down... You're NULPT.
When www.urbandictionary.com rejects a word or definition, you've been NULPT baby!
When you present an engagement ring to your girlfriend and she says, "No." You've just gotten NULPT there chief.
In Search Engine Optimization (SEO) having your website removed for Google's index means you got NULPT.
In paid Search Engine Marketing (SEM) having your Adwords ads stop showing because of a pop-up or trademark violation is another form of NULPT.
A pest controller is a 'NULPTOR' of sorts... As he might NULPT the mice or termites from a home.
When your blind date doesn't show up.... You got NULPT!
When a family member forgets your birthday.... You've been NULPT!
When a horse stops short at the hurdle in an equestrian competition.... You, jockey, have been NULPT.
When Cramer on Mad Money slams the choices in your stock portfolio.... You've been NULPT! (side note: He needs to get NULPT on his sound effects board.)
If in court and the judge denies your appeal... You have definitely been NULPT.
Being expelled from school is getting NULPT.
Setting off the metal detector at the airport is a NULPTING for sure.
Ever been excommunicated from a country? You, my friend, are NULPT.
When someone gives you a thumbs down... You're NULPT.
When www.urbandictionary.com rejects a word or definition, you've been NULPT baby!
Nulpt by Official NULPT Committee at www.NULPT.com June 21, 2007
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Nulpt by The Nulptor November 19, 2009
Nuptup
Nuptup. Destroyer of worlds, devourer of souls, straight baller.
What one looks upon as a simple Vileplume is far more. Nuptup (Nuptup) is a god. Higher up in the pantheon of gods than even Arceus, Nuptup (Nuptup) was YouTuber 'ProJared's' favorite and most useful Pokemon in his Nuzlocke challange.
She destroyed Misty, defeated Lt. Surge, outsped an Alakazaam, and even defeated death itself.
Truly no-one is safe from the almighty Nuptup (Nuptup).
What one looks upon as a simple Vileplume is far more. Nuptup (Nuptup) is a god. Higher up in the pantheon of gods than even Arceus, Nuptup (Nuptup) was YouTuber 'ProJared's' favorite and most useful Pokemon in his Nuzlocke challange.
She destroyed Misty, defeated Lt. Surge, outsped an Alakazaam, and even defeated death itself.
Truly no-one is safe from the almighty Nuptup (Nuptup).
Numpty Crew
A fictional worldwide organisation that all numpties belong to. Membership is honorary and non-numpties are not permitted to join.
Numpty Crew by Cheesed1ck October 31, 2019
nult
1. (vulgar) A post-orchiectomy scrotum, post-vaginectomy perenium, or intersex equivalent. Used by transgender and non-binary people to refer to their scrotal/vaginal region (as a sex organ of its own) in a non-gendered way.
2. (offensive) Someone behaving in an inconsiderate manner (being a dick or being a cunt).
2. (offensive) Someone behaving in an inconsiderate manner (being a dick or being a cunt).
Sometimes Jamie acts like a real nult, and I can say that now, because I haven't got the balls to call them a cunt, if you know what I mean.
That parking space was mine! Did you see them steal my spot? Hey, lick my nult, asshole!
These panties are uncomfortable, they keep rubbing my nult the wrong way.
That parking space was mine! Did you see them steal my spot? Hey, lick my nult, asshole!
These panties are uncomfortable, they keep rubbing my nult the wrong way.
nult by g3ndrh4ver January 18, 2023
numptcake
1. Mild slang implying ineptitude, particularly with regard to poor driving, originating on the road to Salisbury.
2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
2. Also used to describe unattractive women who appear hot at distance.
1.Alright numptcakes, it takes two to Tandy. Bitches.
2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!
2. Jones: Christ on a stick, look at that fine piece of ass!
Gorman: Sit tight friend, that's no fine piece of ass. Take a closer look.
Jones: Dear god, you're right. It's a numptcake. Run!
numptcake by Filth Wizard January 3, 2009