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utility energy supplier that are well known for over charging, robbing, lying and cheating customers then sending county court summons if you refuse to pay the ridiculous bill
GUY - "FFS i just got mugged"

GUY2 - "by who"

GUY - "them cocksuckers at npower"
npower by McG MkII April 25, 2009
Words you can keep
A length of time that equals zero, equal to now. Just a litlle longer than now. Pronounced ( Now-Er, like hour)
Dave: " Hey Jeff i need that report now."
Jeff: " Ohhh, i dont have that, can i give it too you in a bit?"
Dave:" Well, i can give you a nower."
Jeff: "what?"
Dave: " Give me it NOW!"
Nower by AHocking March 11, 2010

Sweet n Power Chicken 

Ricky, from the Trailer Park Boys, favorite chinese dish
Save me some of that sweet n power chicken Sara
Sweet n Power Chicken by Ryan May 14, 2004

nowernaf 

A period of time equal to 90 minutes. Shortened form of "an hour and a half."
You wanna go to Fargutsville? It's a nowernaf there, and a nowernaf back, without traffic.
nowernaf by pinuzzou August 12, 2014

nower hill high school

the worst school in harrow ( i go there ) everyone of the teachers are annoying but the gyal at school mmmm
yo bruh”
yo

“ you ever been to nower hill high school, i heard there’s some fine nyash there”

baby nower

a person who in thier 7th period class who is referd to as baby nower,he is said to look like nower,but baby nower is dead sexy.
bruised testicle-what up baby nower?
baby nower-whats up bruised testicle?
jack black-not cool man
secretly black guy-seriously
baby nower by TheBigKat88 December 7, 2010
some one woh likes a band only for the wya they look so they say slipknot rules to get friends or to be cool...for example a person wears a famous persons clothes....avril lavign is a poser
avril lavign
NPoser by John Fru November 23, 2003
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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