NWOWER

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A participator in the youtube object camp TWOW (Ten words of wisdom) who began participating after the announcement of its second season, EWOW (Eleven words of wisdom). Generally disliked by those participating before the announcement, who commonly call themselves "Twowers".

NWOWER: Ugh, why is EWOW 1a taking so long?! Its been over two months!

TWOWER: Patience, Learner. Every Attosecond Spent Egotistically Harping Embraces Laws Pessimistically, Meticulously Eroding Ideal Conditions. Another Newbie That Spreads Toxicity, Openly Penalizing Safe-spaces Provides Empty Advantages, Killing Incredible Never-ending Growth In Near Annus. Cries Ring Out, Niceness, Yearning Mature Soil Makes A Keen Escape. Impoverished Twowers Seek To Only Purge Pestilence, Lost Ewowers All Succumb. Exceed My Assumptions, Keep Egotistical Ideas Tanked, Seek Total Outstanding Patience.

NWOWER by Vengeful Glider January 28, 2024

Words you can keep

npower

utility energy supplier that are well known for over charging, robbing, lying and cheating customers then sending county court summons if you refuse to pay the ridiculous bill

GUY - "FFS i just got mugged"

GUY2 - "by who"

GUY - "them cocksuckers at npower"

npower by McG MkII April 25, 2009

Related Words

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Nower

A length of time that equals zero, equal to now. Just a litlle longer than now. Pronounced ( Now-Er, like hour)

Dave: " Hey Jeff i need that report now."
Jeff: " Ohhh, i dont have that, can i give it too you in a bit?"
Dave:" Well, i can give you a nower."
Jeff: "what?"
Dave: " Give me it NOW!"

Nower by AHocking March 11, 2010

nowernaf

A period of time equal to 90 minutes. Shortened form of "an hour and a half."

You wanna go to Fargutsville? It's a nowernaf there, and a nowernaf back, without traffic.

nowernaf by pinuzzou August 12, 2014

nower hill high school

the worst school in harrow ( i go there ) everyone of the teachers are annoying but the gyal at school mmmm

“yo bruh”
“yo”

“ you ever been to nower hill high school, i heard there’s some fine nyash there”

nower hill high school by penisandherbsshow October 28, 2022

baby nower

a person who in thier 7th period class who is referd to as baby nower,he is said to look like nower,but baby nower is dead sexy.

bruised testicle-what up baby nower?
baby nower-whats up bruised testicle?
jack black-not cool man
secretly black guy-seriously

baby nower by TheBigKat88 December 7, 2010

Nower

a intelligant human who has got enough friends

the boffin known as nower

Nower by the boffin 15 January 15, 2008

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026