NWOWER

A participator in the youtube object camp TWOW (Ten words of wisdom) who began participating after the announcement of its second season, EWOW (Eleven words of wisdom). Generally disliked by those participating before the announcement, who commonly call themselves "Twowers".

NWOWER: Ugh, why is EWOW 1a taking so long?! Its been over two months!

TWOWER: Patience, Learner. Every Attosecond Spent Egotistically Harping Embraces Laws Pessimistically, Meticulously Eroding Ideal Conditions. Another Newbie That Spreads Toxicity, Openly Penalizing Safe-spaces Provides Empty Advantages, Killing Incredible Never-ending Growth In Near Annus. Cries Ring Out, Niceness, Yearning Mature Soil Makes A Keen Escape. Impoverished Twowers Seek To Only Purge Pestilence, Lost Ewowers All Succumb. Exceed My Assumptions, Keep Egotistical Ideas Tanked, Seek Total Outstanding Patience.

by Vengeful Glider January 28, 2024

npower

utility energy supplier that are well known for over charging, robbing, lying and cheating customers then sending county court summons if you refuse to pay the ridiculous bill

GUY - "FFS i just got mugged"

GUY2 - "by who"

GUY - "them cocksuckers at npower"

by McG MkII April 25, 2009

Nower

A length of time that equals zero, equal to now. Just a litlle longer than now. Pronounced ( Now-Er, like hour)

Dave: " Hey Jeff i need that report now."
Jeff: " Ohhh, i dont have that, can i give it too you in a bit?"
Dave:" Well, i can give you a nower."
Jeff: "what?"
Dave: " Give me it NOW!"

by AHocking March 11, 2010

nowernaf

A period of time equal to 90 minutes. Shortened form of "an hour and a half."

You wanna go to Fargutsville? It's a nowernaf there, and a nowernaf back, without traffic.

by pinuzzou August 12, 2014

nower hill high school

the worst school in harrow ( i go there ) everyone of the teachers are annoying but the gyal at school mmmm

“yo bruh”
“yo”

“ you ever been to nower hill high school, i heard there’s some fine nyash there”

by penisandherbsshow October 28, 2022

baby nower

a person who in thier 7th period class who is referd to as baby nower,he is said to look like nower,but baby nower is dead sexy.

bruised testicle-what up baby nower?
baby nower-whats up bruised testicle?
jack black-not cool man
secretly black guy-seriously

by TheBigKat88 December 7, 2010

Nower

a intelligant human who has got enough friends

the boffin known as nower

by the boffin 15 January 15, 2008