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A length of time that equals zero, equal to now. Just a litlle longer than now. Pronounced ( Now-Er, like hour)
Dave: " Hey Jeff i need that report now."
Jeff: " Ohhh, i dont have that, can i give it too you in a bit?"
Dave:" Well, i can give you a nower."
Jeff: "what?"
Dave: " Give me it NOW!"
Nower by AHocking March 11, 2010
Words you can keep
a intelligant human who has got enough friends
the boffin known as nower
Nower by the boffin 15 January 15, 2008
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Judy, it's way nower than it was last week.

OR

Can I please have my fried rice nower?
Nower by The shell bell January 14, 2017

nower hill high school

the worst school in harrow ( i go there ) everyone of the teachers are annoying but the gyal at school mmmm
“yo bruh”
“yo”

“ you ever been to nower hill high school, i heard there’s some fine nyash there”

baby nower

a person who in thier 7th period class who is referd to as baby nower,he is said to look like nower,but baby nower is dead sexy.
bruised testicle-what up baby nower?
baby nower-whats up bruised testicle?
jack black-not cool man
secretly black guy-seriously
baby nower by TheBigKat88 December 7, 2010

Nowhere Man 

1. A man who sits in his nowhere land, makes his nowhere plans for nobody, doesn't have a point of view, knows not where he's going to, and is a bit like you and me. He doesn't listen or know what he's missing. The world is at his command. He's as blind as could be and just sees what he wants to see. He can't see me at all. He shouldn't hurry or worry. He should leave it all till somebody else lends him a hand.
2 an amazing song by the beatles
Nowhere Man by pen1535 July 4, 2008

dick-noser 

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.
Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me
dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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