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notomatic 

A motion sensing dispenser that fails to dispense.
Yo, bitch! Give up the paper towels, you notomatic piece of shit.
notomatic by Sanctorium October 28, 2011
Words you can keep

notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.
How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.
notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005

Neatomatic 

Extremely impressive; inspiring great admiration. A synonym of “awesome”.
Your scooter can go 28mph? That’s neatomatic!
Neatomatic by TheGoldenStar May 17, 2021

noobatical 

a break in the playing of a particular game by a noob in order to hopefully recover from their noob status.
That's the tenth time in a row I've lost im taking a noobatical. Hopefully a break will help me get back into my groove.
noobatical by aweTastic October 20, 2008

Nomaticysm

No-mat-is-iz-sm

A word all the cool kids say.

Means no to the fullest extent.

Sometimes followed by a slap to the face.
The opposite of yeppaismaticlysm
Jack: Windows is such a win.
John: Nomaticysm! Your a looser! Go die!
Nomaticysm by MyNameIsJohnSmith December 23, 2010

nagomatic 

anyone who relentlessly nags
that nagomatic won't give me a minutes peace
nagomatic by jalmighty February 15, 2014

NoToMotivation 

The belief in what doing what needs to be done, fueled by discipline, rather than a reliance on short-term motivation.
Joe is part of the NoToMotivation movement, he does what he needs to do because of his unwavering discipline, not motivation he got from a David Goggins TikTok.
NoToMotivation by samadg October 31, 2023
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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