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notamatch 

Most of the people that are supposed to be your match on match.com.

Millions of folks on dating "services" world-wide.

95% of the women within a 10 mile radius of my house.
How did your date go with that chick from Match.com? Definitely notamatch...she didn't look anything like her picture and is like 52 years old instead of 36.
notamatch by s6 July 19, 2005

Neatomatic 

Extremely impressive; inspiring great admiration. A synonym of “awesome”.
Your scooter can go 28mph? That’s neatomatic!
Neatomatic by TheGoldenStar May 17, 2021

noobatical 

a break in the playing of a particular game by a noob in order to hopefully recover from their noob status.
That's the tenth time in a row I've lost im taking a noobatical. Hopefully a break will help me get back into my groove.
noobatical by aweTastic October 20, 2008

Nomaticysm

No-mat-is-iz-sm

A word all the cool kids say.

Means no to the fullest extent.

Sometimes followed by a slap to the face.
The opposite of yeppaismaticlysm
Jack: Windows is such a win.
John: Nomaticysm! Your a looser! Go die!
Nomaticysm by MyNameIsJohnSmith December 23, 2010

nagomatic 

anyone who relentlessly nags
that nagomatic won't give me a minutes peace
nagomatic by jalmighty February 15, 2014

NoToMotivation 

The belief in what doing what needs to be done, fueled by discipline, rather than a reliance on short-term motivation.
Joe is part of the NoToMotivation movement, he does what he needs to do because of his unwavering discipline, not motivation he got from a David Goggins TikTok.
NoToMotivation by samadg October 31, 2023
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026

Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
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