noties 

A term used in an inauthentic attempt to positively regard one’s enslavement as a mental health professional to the robotic act of entering into the electronic health record one’s summary of the sessions.

Well my dear, now that we’ve had dinner, I must go downstairs and relive my workday in order to do my noties!

noties by Dr Bunnygirl June 9, 2023

lotus notes

A piece of crap email and data base client server. It has millions of user throughout the world, however you won't find anybody who considers it easy to use.

Interfaces are difficult to navigate and the programme often crashes or stays hanging, requiring the user to restart the application or completely reboot the computer. It is characterised by ugly colour schemes and unecessarily tedious command requirements to carry out simple tasks. Want to see an email attachment with just 2 mouse clicks? Forget it. The use of Lotus Notes is scientifically linked to rage disorders.

As one website puts it, it is "the digital equivalent of being kicked in the groin upon arrival at work every day"

Welcome to your new job Sir, here we use Lotus Notes...Sir, why are you running away? Sir...Sir!!!

lotus notes by Jim Birtwisle February 20, 2008

Notes app apology 

An apology that a person (mostly influencers and celebrities) type out on the notes app (more particularly the notes app on an iPhone). They are usually a quick apology so the writer can do damage control if that celebrity or influencer gets canceled or called out for something that is usually controversial. It’s hard to tell if a notes app apology is sincere since they can constructed by ones management, publicist or team. They are commonly uploaded to social media sites such as Twitter and Instagram.

Person: Omg gurl look! James Charles got canceled yet AGAIN!
Person #2: Yes gurlll I also saw that half assed Notes app apology he put out on his Instagram. I’m disgusted.

Notes app apology by I Tell The Whole Real Truth July 12, 2021

NotIsaac 

Isaac Gaming,now known as NotIsaac is a Gay Maltese youtuber who is a part of the Lgbtq community ,he posts minecraft videos and is famous for having the worst Sub to view ratio on youtube.

I'm just goofing around 🤪- Notisaac

NotIsaac by Omoro August 9, 2023

mad notes 

Morris day and the mothafuckin' time !

"That shits the mad notes yo!"

mad notes by Leroy the big lipped nigger June 26, 2003

lotus notes

Software that clearly was written by "Learn Java in 24 Hours" graduates. Causes your computer to slow dramatically and makes email collaboration a terrible experience.

Executives chose Lotus Notes because it is clearly better than Outlook.

lotus notes by LotusBlows February 7, 2005

take notes 

this is said when a topic comes up in a conversation and you want to point out someone who needs to learn how to do it.

“Jared needs to take notes on the way that guy is asking a girl out.”

take notes by abirrrgale May 10, 2018