Notistic 

Not autistic.
When someone or something is the immature third grader definition of autistic but not actually autistic.

That’s so notistic!

Notistic by Mr. Twinkieface January 4, 2021

Notistic 

A disorder that prevents people from hearing the word No.

I didn't realize she was saying no, I'm Notistic!

Notistic by Burt Maass March 14, 2008

Natistic 

A man who eats dogs and fails at math

I am natistic because I ate a dog and failed at math!

Natistic by NatisticNaa August 15, 2017