Nonies
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Nonies by defined420 January 11, 2009
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Noncestick
When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019
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Nonies • Nonces • Nonie • Noncest • noneslut • nones't've • Nopies • nogies nips • nonaestracted • nonces direct
nonces direct
Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.
After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket
nonces direct by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019
nonseshorts
A bloke called Roger who wears cut down jeans, that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out of the bottom.
nonseshorts by daveyboysaveloy September 21, 2015
nondescript
nondescript by the definer!! ;) March 2, 2018
Nonesense
Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.
Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.
Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.
See also: weasel words
Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.
Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.
See also: weasel words
Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."
TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."
TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."
TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."
Nonie
A beautiful young girl. One who doubts her beauty all the time, but everyone knows how beautiful she is. Complimented all the time but still feels like she is not "beautiful" enough. Tall and slim. She is one of a kind, and her personality is something very different than everyone else's.
Did you see that Nonie?
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
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Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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