Nonies

Popular nickname for Veronicas.

Hey Nonies

by defined420 January 11, 2009

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.

You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick

by NJRuler November 6, 2019

nonces direct

Alternative name for a well-known chain of cheap sports shops in the UK that sells all of the brands usually spotted in paedophile sting videos such as Slazenger, Dunlop and Crocs. One of their employees was once stung in the stock room of a Nonces Direct shop and as a result is now considered king of the paedos.

After Jimmy the paedo had given out all of his sweets, he popped into Nonces Direct and bought a Slazenger jacket

by Baz&Dave May 31, 2019

nonseshorts

A bloke called Roger who wears cut down jeans, that are so short you can see the pockets hanging out of the bottom.

Look at nonseshorts. I bet those pockets are full of cheese triangles.

by daveyboysaveloy September 21, 2015

nondescript

lacking descriptive or interesting features or characteristics

she lived in a nondescript suburban apartment block.

by the definer!! ;) March 2, 2018

Nonesense

Nonesense as distinguished from nonsense is when a person says something that appears at first glance to make sense, but in fact does not. Perfect nonesense is a circular sentence that creates a spinning sensation in the mind of the listener, from which the only escape is to move onwards to avoid focusing on what is actually being said.

Nonesense may be skillfully employed to give the impression that meaningful comments or thoughts are being contributed.

Used by politicians to induce slow-witted journalists with tight deadlines to quote them.

See also: weasel words

Politician: "Being a really small country, especially after the financial crisis, we saw the world is connected - all intertwined. Our problems do not just affect us locally, they affect us globally."

TV Anchor:"So there you have it folks, our problems affect us globally....back with more news later on."

TV Viewer:"What did he say?"
TV Viewer 2: "Um....seems like nonesense."

by Jurgen222 February 16, 2010

Nonie

A beautiful young girl. One who doubts her beauty all the time, but everyone knows how beautiful she is. Complimented all the time but still feels like she is not "beautiful" enough. Tall and slim. She is one of a kind, and her personality is something very different than everyone else's.

Did you see that Nonie?

by Nany D April 12, 2017