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Norbering 

The participation in several events on a single occasion / night.

Making plans with several parties, and trying to keep all appointments with no party aware of the others.
A common plot device in sitcoms, and comedy films.
Jerry: "I have decided to have two dates in one day, to save time"
George: "But how will you be able to meet two girls on the same night"
Jerry: "It is the delicate art of time balancing. I meet one a little early, and for a short date, so I have enough time to meet another girl a little late the same night. Better yet, I decided to meet both in the same place, to save time"
George: "I don't know Jerry, this kind of Norbering could get you into a lot of trouble"
Jerry: "Nonsense, my good friend Norber is doing that for year, and no one is the wisest"
Norbering by El Cuervo Grando September 7, 2013
Related Words
norce Nonces noice NORCAL norbert nonćè Norco norcross norc norch

Bald Nonce 

A bald man at the end of your street who likes little kids
Ohh no it’s the bald nonce. Hide your kids.
Bald Nonce by DanGlybles69 December 25, 2019

Noncestick

When a paedophile has raped so many kids that the government has decided to impale them on a metal pole.
You hear about that paedophile Nik who lived up the road? Yeah now he is just a noncestick
Noncestick by NJRuler November 6, 2019

Ginger nonce 

Have you seen that ginger nonce new vid

Yeah Stephen tries

Ha gottem

Dog Nonce 

An individual who uses a dog for any of the following: 1) sexual contact, 2) fouling public places with faeces, 3) placing faeces where children play, 4) imposing their dog(s) onto members of the public, 4) causing noise nuisance.
Make sure your children play somewhere well away from paedophiles or dog nonces.
Dog Nonce by topwise September 4, 2019

Luz Noceda 

A really cute dominican girl from owl house who is probably bi and shit and also lumity
Some person: Have u heard of owl house?
Me: yeah, luz noceda is best character
Some person: she's ugly
Me: watch ur mouth or ill break ur kneecaps
Luz Noceda by luznocedaiscute January 18, 2021