nopants!

1) phrase coined from late night msn conversations and a lack of conversational topics. can also be used when someone mentions that they were wearing shorts at sports practice, talking about taking a shower, or other situations in which pants would not normally be worn. can also be used with the word 'waffles', 'omg', and 'ihop'. generally these words would be spelt in all caps

2) what men want women to wear.

1) OMG!!! NOPANTS!!!

2)
honey, which one of my outfits turns you on the most?
...

nopants! by llSmithll February 19, 2005

nopants 

adj. without pants

After experiencing a violent depantsing, I found myself in a nopants mood.

nopants by SuperCameron March 28, 2003

nopants 

Pants that have such large holes in them that they serve no purpose past being shorts and shin guards.

Look, that tramphosomeone cool yet slutty has nopants on in the snowstorm. She probably has frostbite on her inner thighs.

nopants by Awesome McFuckingSweet December 27, 2009

Fancy Nopants 

a rather large domesticated carnivore that possesses highly clingy characteristics. Its love for bow ties and its unusual tendency to lose its pants earned this species the name Fancy Nopants.

Fancy Nopants is so clingy, there's a Kit Kat bar stuck to its Penske file!

Fancy Nopants by burNthemPants July 10, 2014

Dance with no pants 

Engage in sexual intercourse. As coined by Howard Wolowitz.

I did the dance with no pants with Sharon last night.

Dance with no pants by tbbt June 4, 2011

no pants month 

April 2020: COVID-19 Shelter In Place. Nuff said.

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.

no pants month by the comand'r March 21, 2020

I have no pants on 

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.

It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.

I have no pants on by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021