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nopants

After experiencing a violent depantsing, I found myself in a nopants mood.
by SuperCameron March 28, 2003
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nopants

Pants that have such large holes in them that they serve no purpose past being shorts and shin guards.
Look, that tramphosomeone cool yet slutty has nopants on in the snowstorm. She probably has frostbite on her inner thighs.
by Awesome McFuckingSweet December 27, 2009
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nopants!

1) phrase coined from late night msn conversations and a lack of conversational topics. can also be used when someone mentions that they were wearing shorts at sports practice, talking about taking a shower, or other situations in which pants would not normally be worn. can also be used with the word 'waffles', 'omg', and 'ihop'. generally these words would be spelt in all caps

2) what men want women to wear.
1) OMG!!! NOPANTS!!!

2)
honey, which one of my outfits turns you on the most?
...
by llSmithll February 19, 2005
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Fancy Nopants

a rather large domesticated carnivore that possesses highly clingy characteristics. Its love for bow ties and its unusual tendency to lose its pants earned this species the name Fancy Nopants.
Fancy Nopants is so clingy, there's a Kit Kat bar stuck to its Penske file!
by burNthemPants July 10, 2014
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Dance with no pants

I did the dance with no pants with Sharon last night.
by tbbt June 4, 2011
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no pants month

Ted: Yo, how is your work from home policy working for you?

Chris: No Pants Month. Digging it. Avoiding the boomer remover and the wife is staying COVIDgilent. Molly and I may actually work on some corona boomers. Wish me luck.
by the comand'r March 21, 2020
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I have no pants on

A most highly effective statement one can use to quickly end an episode of unwanted texting with a platonic friend.
It seemed she was unable to stop what had become endless workplace texting and so I texted, “I have no pants on,” which brought it to a screeching halt for the rest of the afternoon.
by Dr Bunnygirl June 14, 2021
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