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Fancy Nopants

a rather large domesticated carnivore that possesses highly clingy characteristics. Its love for bow ties and its unusual tendency to lose its pants earned this species the name Fancy Nopants.

Fancy Nopants is so clingy, there's a Kit Kat bar stuck to its Penske file!

by burNthemPants July 10, 2014