noorto

She’s gorgeous!!! Noorto means shine of shiny in Somali and other foreign languages. She’s loyal kind, reserved. She’s not like anyone you’ll meet. If you have a Noorto in your life KEEP HER.

Noorto is the baddest bitch here

noorto by Noortoeatsass1 November 24, 2021

Nootropic 

A nootropic, or smart drug, is any non-toxic substance that can increase cognition, memory, focus, energy, proble solving skills, mood, motivation, strength, agility, dexterity, coordination, lifestyle and/or reduce anxiety. Nootropics are typically non-toxic smart drugs. A nootropic typically has little to no side effects at appropiate doses and have little to no chance of causing addiction or serious withdrawal symptoms. Nootropics usually have little to no side effects. Intentional misuse by taking massive overdoses can be harmful or fatal. Not all cognitive enhancers are nootropics. Some nootropics increase energy, some increase memory and problem solving skills, and some nootropics decrease anxiety.

school student 1: I've got all this work to do and it's hard!
school student 2: Just try some nootropics. They're non-toxic smart drugs that make studying easier.
school student 1: really?
school student 2: Yes. Infact, some nootropics even induces brain cell growth.
Here's some cyclopentamine.
school student 1: Wow! Now I have much more energy and focus!
Cyclopentamine, 1-Cyclopentyl-2-AminoPropane, Phenylpiracetam, low doses of 2C-I, low doses of 2C-D, tametraline, low doses of 2C-C, phenibut, NSI-189, low doses of shrooms, aniracetam, Arecoline, 2C-NPH (2C-G-N) and Fluorenol are all nootropics.

Nootropic by CognitiveFuel October 16, 2014

norton antivirus 

Piece of shit

I just norton antivirused my pants

norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton 

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.

Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.

trigger my norton by flat-jc September 15, 2009

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.

“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

norton campbell by Pizzas_shamrockperson June 26, 2020

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)

Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy

Midsomer Norton by Midsomer Norton man June 14, 2018

jim norton 

A Black Sabbath loving, hilarious, pale, meaty-breasted individual with no-chin who never is one to turn down a Cleveland Steamer. For further reference, see eatabullet/dot/com
See also: Jimmy Robinson and Opie and Anthony

If Jim Norton received a hummer from a transvestite, then why can't I?

jim norton by Don February 18, 2005