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1.Another word for breasts
2.Boobs
wow! Amazing Nortons on that girl eh?
nortons by mista mandalicious February 26, 2005
Words you can keep
Nortons (plural) or Norton (singular)
Nortons describe the erect male or female nipple or nipples.
**Nipples can only be called nortons if they are in the hardened or erect state.**
"Look at those girls getting out of the pool. They must be cold,their nortons are really standing out."

"She has some sweet looking nortons." "I love big nortons!"

"Hey, I got my left norton pierced today"

"My husband has the cutest nortons when I play with them."
nortons by Cave Cat October 30, 2006

Nasty Nortons 

Any clearly visible sexually transmitted disease.
"Dude, I think I got the Nasty Nortons from that chick I met in Portland..."

norton antivirus 

I just norton antivirused my pants
norton antivirus by Anonymous September 11, 2003

trigger my norton 

An expression used for a cyber hotty likely to breach one's personal firewall.
Those bikini pics you found online of the nebraska girl's volleyball team are likely to trigger my norton.
trigger my norton by flat-jc September 15, 2009

norton campbell

My cute husband. Also a character in the mobile game Identity V who throws magnets. He can attract and repel the hunter with his magnets.
“Oh look! It’s Norton Campbell throwing his magnets again!”

Midsomer Norton 

A beautiful, quaint, Somerset town known for its slag heap and slags, skate park and Docky's deli. Town name inspired Anthony Horowitz with the name of the TV show Midsomer Murders. Aka the center of the universe (google it) and the ketamine capital (thanks BBC panorama)
Fuck Midsomer Norton mate, full of coke-heads and pregnant teens all pretending to be gangster that would last 10 seconds in London before crying for their mummy
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026
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