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Knee Nooking 

to sensually message the crease in the back of the knee with tongue, finger, phallus, or other phallus like object
He was knee nooking me so hard I couldn't walk the next day.
Knee Nooking by Eyeball_licker69 December 3, 2014
nooking is an artform of sleeping in which two or more people sleep together whereas each nooker in entwined in the other. Similar to spooning, but better.
Seven individuals are nooking on the bed.
nooking by The RIC Royal September 9, 2006
When one goes into a nook, or any other place for that matter, to make out. Usually occurs at parties, but can occur elsewhere.
" Oh my god, I just nooked with the hottest guy in my school!"
nooking by GLoUiSs143 February 6, 2005

Cookieing 

The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth
Last night i got caught Cookieing my girl friend!
Cookieing by zeper34 September 10, 2010
To read a book on a sleek, light e-reader device called a Nook and marketed by Barnes & Noble.
"Sorry, I can't talk to you now honey, I'm nooking the new Dan Brown book on my Nook and I just can't put it down!"
nooking by PRwiz101 October 24, 2009

Nookfinger 

An abrasion, sprain, cut or other injury caused by excessive use of one's finger(s) while reading a nook or e-reader which inhibits or hinders the use of one's e-reader.
My sister called and complained that she can't finish the book she was e-reading because she hurt her finger. I said "Dude, you've got Nookfinger"!
Nookfinger by ShyteHowdy November 13, 2011
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sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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