Noodleing 

Noodleing is the event that occurs when one fails at an attempted plank.

Dude, you totally noodled off that basketball net last night, Im not sure what was going through your brain but that was the best display of noodleing I've seen for a while.

Noodleing by Pelo eleventeen August 30, 2011

cat noodleing 

cat noodleing is the simple proccess of skining a cat then deep frying its babies and eating them with mustard.
#catshaveonlyonepurpose

cat noodleing is such an asian classic.

cat noodleing by Pebo the german hypocrite December 11, 2018

Pool Noodling 

being tossed around in bed as if you were as weightless as a pool noodle

Jake was pool noodling me last night.

Pool Noodling by FunP4President December 3, 2022

Noodleify 

When you turn a non-noodle into a noodle. Coined by Danger Darcy about 6 months ago.

"I've really let myself go. I should noodleify a cucumber to eat healthier."

Noodleify by TheREALCoolGuy23 January 20, 2019

Pool Noodling 

Vigorous sex where one is tossed around and bent every which way as if as weightless as a pool noodle. Commonly liked people who aren’t really vanilla but maybe haven’t tried the whole ice cream shop either.

He gave me the pool noodling treatment last night

Pool Noodling by labraptor December 3, 2022

noobling 

A young or baby noob. These diminutive creatures tend to hang around in groups, so be careful if you accidentally prise one away from its habitat; its fellow nooblings will come after you shouting a torrent of abuse in Noobish.

Noobling1: phr33 money pl0z
Noobling2: pls gif me phr33 st00f im new 2 dis game!!111
You: No, go away
Noobling1: omg rep0rted!!
Noobling2: racist!
Noobling3: reprorted
Noobling4: ima follow u untilz u gif us fre stufzorz

noobling by Moist_Sponge December 3, 2010

nooding 

The thing you do to keep people engaged in a conversation, but usually used to display that you are actively listening to what they are saying.

I'll tell you the secret to making the other person feel like you are listening to them and are interested in what they are saying... It's Nooding. You can get anywhere in life from this tip!

LOL really? It's that simple?

Yes, duh, that's how I got you engaged in this convo lel

nooding by Meeep ^^ October 22, 2015