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The noise that ferrets make when they are happy or excited. When you're playing alot, they start to walk around making this noise or dooking. It's a sort of low chuckle/clucking sound. It's really cute. :]
When I play with my ferret he starts dooking! It's so cute!
Dooking by Ragon February 6, 2009

Cookieing 

The act of having sexual intercourse untill the female orgasms and as she screams from pleasure,and as she screams insert a cookie into her mouth
Last night i got caught Cookieing my girl friend!
Cookieing by zeper34 September 10, 2010

Dookienaise 

the sticky residue left behind when you white your buttocks poorly. Thinks ass mayo.

Also the residue that can occur if swamp ass is not dealt with in a timely manner. (see def of Swamp Ass)
Man I had swamp ass all day and now my butt crack is filled with dookienaise.
Dookienaise by Lil Buhda March 28, 2008

dookielog 

A long, log shaped turd.
Did you see the log jam in the men's room? There's a huge dookielog in the toilet.
dookielog by peelincaps April 9, 2010

doobiefingers 

(adj.)
pre-joint: as one is doing the preparations or actions of rolling a joint, they encounter a diminutive amount marijuana residue on their fingers.

post-joint: after one, or a group has successfully smoked and passed around a joint, they may realize their fingers have a sticky marijuana residue, that may even have a slightly odorous resonating smell.
"I'll massage your face but I've got to warn you, I've got doobiefingers right now."

"No, I can't do that right now, I have doobiefingers."

"And then I tried to wipe my hands #doobiefingers'"

"Man, I can't even type anymore because of these doobiefingers."
doobiefingers by doobiefinger dood October 3, 2012

dookiewinkle 

The glimmer of greatness in a whole pile of shit.
“Her whole family is ignorant AF.”
“Yeah, but Kelley’s got that scholarship to Stanford.”
“She’s the dookiewinkle alright.”

“Dude, Luke Skywalker was totally the dookiewinkle of Tatooine.”
dookiewinkle by jmorganb March 5, 2020
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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