noodlehair 

Long hair that looks really greasy and unwashed

Person 1: Look, that slob got total noodlehair!
Person 2: Yeah you are right, ugh.

noodlehair by Simikasa April 29, 2014

needlehairs

Someone whose leg hair resembles an army of porcupines.

Susie: When was the last time needlehairs shaved?

Betsy: What do you think?

needlehairs by losersquaredthatsme June 28, 2010

noodle hair Ronaldo 

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

noodle hair Ronaldo by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

Noodlehawk 

When a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.

Dude! That chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!

I think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.

Noodlehawk by CoolKeith November 7, 2009

ramen noodle hair 

When someone with short, blonde hair takes a shower and puts gel in their hair and it looks like tiny crunchy ramen noodles

Oh my gosh Andrew has ramen noodle hair!

ramen noodle hair by Tomatothehoe February 26, 2018

Noodle hair 

"Noodle hair" can be used to describe someone with rather long blond hair.

And sometimes curly hair.
It's typically used as an insult.

Malthe: "Bitch you have Noodle hair"
Me: *Cries*

Noodle hair by Guesswhoroxyfromgta5is March 17, 2022

noodlefart 

A new word definition composed from lingering brain dust so horrid, or distasteful, it can only be aired on urban dictionary.

My noodlefart for today was "poolocky".

Folks with little else to do, think up noodlefarts to stave off the simplicity of their lives.
Noodlefarts can be useful, funny, or disasterous, and on occasion all three.

Figuratively speaking, a noodlefart can be fodder for an inactive brain.

Many otherwise moral folks will gleefully author a crude or disgusting noodlefart under the urban dictionary's cloak of disguise.

Sometimes, Bill O'Reilly uses a noodlefart as an attention getting device.

noodlefart by Catholic Devil May 3, 2009