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noodlefart

A new word definition composed from lingering brain dust so horrid, or distasteful, it can only be aired on urban dictionary.
My noodlefart for today was "poolocky".

Folks with little else to do, think up noodlefarts to stave off the simplicity of their lives.
Noodlefarts can be useful, funny, or disasterous, and on occasion all three.

Figuratively speaking, a noodlefart can be fodder for an inactive brain.

Many otherwise moral folks will gleefully author a crude or disgusting noodlefart under the urban dictionary's cloak of disguise.

Sometimes, Bill O'Reilly uses a noodlefart as an attention getting device.
by Catholic Devil May 3, 2009
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noodleface

describing someone with a face that is somewhat noodly in appearance and texture.
Yo, that guy is a serious noodleface.
by Gregor: Space Ace August 22, 2007
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oprah noodlemantra

In the movie 'Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare' Johnny was credited as Oprah Noodlemantra.
by Humiliated Grape February 18, 2005
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Noodlefoamtubeannihilate

To annihilate with a pool noodle/foam tube.
Manray: You can't stop me with a pool noodle!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah? I'll noodlefoamtubeannihilate you!
by Vine geneticist March 19, 2021
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Noodlemantaro

The elusive master of Ninjitsu and Noodle-war.
Noodlemantaro uses a variety of noodle foods as weapons, and can often be seen swooning over Heather from Silent Hill.
Noodlemantaro often comes out of his battles as the victor, although I heard once that some guy named Christetzuken beat him up...

When Noodlemantaro is not fighting crime... and not swooning over Heather, he can be found in his neat and tidy room (Or Noodle-Lair), eating a bowl of noodles, and playing some Grade-A video game.

Noodlemantaro's true identity is not known, but there are rumours floating around that his first name is something really goofy that starts with an L, and that is why he decided to disguise himself.

Noodlemantaro has possession of a small, dragon-like sculpture which he calls Bahamut. This may be the source of his awesome power.
Noodlemantaro was trained by the wise old Noodle-Sage from a young age. Noodlemantaro seeks revenge upon the one who killed his Noodle-Sage Sensei, and won't stop until he finds the killer.
by Therindos July 16, 2008
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noodlefreed

Noodlefreed was created at a confrence of word creators. It has come to have three known definitions;
1. To become freed by a noodle.
2. To win a fight against/with a noodle which ultimatley frees you in the long run.
3. To use a noodle to escape to freedom
Bill was noodlefreed when he used a piece of spagetti to unlock the exit door of the pasta factory.
by jacob December 21, 2004
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Noodle fart

a popular phrase spoken by people called samuel
Person 1: Hello
Samuel: NOODLE FART WITH THE PENIS AND THE FART AND THE SHID
by kaerukani March 14, 2021
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