Noodlehawk

When a person or persons gazes upon a males crotch area.

Dude! That chick that just walked by totally noodlehawked you!

I think that dude at the corner of the bar just noodlehawked me.

by CoolKeith November 7, 2009

noodlebacking

When someone claims to have changed old behavior, but is actively engaging in said behavior secretly. This term can be used in a variety of circumstances, but is particularly appropriate when referring to sexual relationships between clients within a rehab center.

Tim told me he wasn't flirting with Sarah anymore, but I caught them talking dirty over facetime - he's noodlebacking hard.

by inshades May 21, 2020

noodlehair

Long hair that looks really greasy and unwashed

Person 1: Look, that slob got total noodlehair!
Person 2: Yeah you are right, ugh.

by Simikasa April 29, 2014

Noodle Hawk

noun-A person who goes to great lengths to see a penis, mostly indigenous to Afghanistan.

I knew he was a faggot because he was noodle hawking me in the shower." or "I was pissing the other day, and this fucking noodle hawk showed up out of nowhere just staring at my junk!

by MoneyMikeHatten July 8, 2010

Noodlebakin

Becoming scatterbrained after spending countless hours of doing repetitive actions leaving your mind to fell rundown and useless.

(1) What did you do lastnight?

(2) I was noodlebakin on this cool new pic app on my phone for over 6 hours.

by H2O52537 May 26, 2015

the noodlemaker

condom

Anon: I was raw dogging this Israeli chick, but she asked me to put condom on

Anon 2: ahh, the noodlemaker

by Prnjavor January 15, 2023

Noodleback

when a woman feels sexy, wearing lingerie, and is relaxed like a soft noodle.

She got dressed up to go out on a date night and was feeling like a noodleback.

by Sweetpea1of3 November 10, 2018