falsetokaiba's definitions

He a little confused but he got the spirit

A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.

Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit

by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021

Row Z

The theoretical furthest back row of seats in a football stadium, and thus, where a defender making a clearance is encouraged to aim for, to eliminate any immediate threat of the opposition scoring by sending the ball as far from their own goal as possible.

A good defender should know how to pass a ball, but more importantly, they should know when to kick it into Row Z.

by falsetokaiba April 22, 2019

noodle hair Ronaldo

The incarnation of Portuguese footballer Cristiano Ronaldo in the mid-to-late 2010s, referring to the frosted tips hairstyle he was sporting at the time. It was a period of particular success for Ronaldo, winning the Ballon d'Or several times as well as successive Champions League titles with Real Madrid and the UEFA European Championships 2016 with Portugal.

When you saw noodle hair Ronaldo, you knew the game was over before it had even started.

by falsetokaiba February 12, 2022

Scummy Mummy

Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'

A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.

by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019

Go to horny jail

A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.

"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"

by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020

Accidental Partridge

When a broadcaster padding out a show or going off-script says something cringe-inducing or excessively long-winded while trying to be sophisticated or artful with their words, in a manner similar to the comedic fictional television personality Alan Partridge.

Adrian Chiles segueing from a harrowing humanitarian news item to some light-hearted banter is peak accidental partridge

by falsetokaiba March 18, 2021

Rangewanking

Singing in such a manner as to show off one's wide vocal range, but in a vulgar/tasteless manner to the detriment of the song the singer is singing. Auditions for shows such as American Idol and X Factor are often plagued with this.

1. That performance was just an excuse for rangewanking.

by falsetokaiba February 26, 2019