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Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.
My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.
by falsetokaiba April 9, 2019
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A phrase used in response to when someone is being excessively sexual on social media, particularly if it's in response to a post which has nothing to do with sex, or which really ought not to stir any sexual desire within anybody. The image that usually accompanies it is the meme dog Doge sternly hitting another dog on the head with a baseball bat.
"Hey look, I got bored in lockdown and did some concept art for this female character I think is cool."
"Damn bro she thicc"
"Dafuq bro, go to horny jail"
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
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A quote from American sitcom The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air which has since become a meme response to when someone has apparently tried to do something positive or well-intentioned, but with little success or while failing to entirely understand the thing they are trying to support.
Social media post: let's not send our navy seals into another pointless conflict!
Reply: yes, war is barbaric, and just look at their cute little whiskers!
Person: he a little confused but he got the spirit
by falsetokaiba May 24, 2021
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When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
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Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
by falsetokaiba May 3, 2019
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A pun on both the words semen and X-Men. With the Marvel superheroes group the X-Men being so named after the initial of Professor Charles Xavier (Professor X), it has been so joked that had he chosen the initial of his first name, they would have been entitled 'the C-men'
Good thing he didn't call them the C-men. Alexa might have played some very different movies then.
by falsetokaiba March 1, 2019
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Singing in such a manner as to show off one's wide vocal range, but in a vulgar/tasteless manner to the detriment of the song the singer is singing. Auditions for shows such as American Idol and X Factor are often plagued with this.
1. That performance was just an excuse for rangewanking.
by falsetokaiba February 26, 2019
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