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Noodler
An alcohol induced, female bar patron with an insatiable and unrelenting obsession to haphazardly sample, finagle and endure an unfulfilling quest for the ultimate 'Noodle' (a.k.a. male genitalia). Sometimes used in combination with the following adjectives/descriptors: 'sloppy', 'unsightly', 'desperate', puss-wide-open' and 'gargantuan'. For example: 'Sloppy Noodler' or 'Unsightly Noodler'.
Dude, the "Noodler" has been in here every night this week!
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
Are you frickin kidding me, the "Noodler" is totally out of control today. She's had her puss-wide-open for at least six guys since 11am!
I was pulling up to Trudeau's house and the "Noodler" came out of a side hatch door, barefoot, wearing a Nickelback t-shirt.
Noodler by Charitable Disguise October 13, 2019
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Noodler
The act of shoving one’s fist into a man or woman’s asshole during sex, in a similar manner to how a catfish is caught in the Southern United States.
Noodler by PussyKing420 October 14, 2019
Cougar Noodler
Noodler of cougars, bangs MILFS, hits old trim.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
One who has sexual intercourse with older, attractive women.
Cougar Noodler by I Like Turtles 2 February 27, 2010
French Noodler
When a french man walks up to you and grabs a fistful of noodles and shoves them in your face with great force.
"Christian was walking down the street and a crazy frenchman jumped out of the shrubbery and attacked his face with a fistful of noodles!"
This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler
This Maneuver is known as the French Noodler
French Noodler by Koch Master June 20, 2009
noodler
One who "noodles".
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.
Noodling is defined as:
A. Being unable to maintain an erection while with a female and having consumed less then 7 beers.
B. Bitching out on things.
A. "Dude last night when i was with Lisa, i totally noodled. Im a complete noodler."
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"
B "Yo is brian still coming to the concert?"
"No dude hes going to bed."
"What a fuckin noodler"
noodler by King Heron May 10, 2007
noodletrap
1. a female who gets romantically involved with 2 or more men and then drop the all of them except one.
2. female who draws you in only to set your gullible fuckin self up.
2. female who draws you in only to set your gullible fuckin self up.
1. i found out she was getting with 2 other dudes besides me. then she fuckin dropped me.
2. damn that bitch is a noodletrap
2. damn that bitch is a noodletrap
noodletrap by scumslug October 21, 2009