The only person you would want to be with in every situation. Someone you want to be with all your life. Funny, cute, someone you can always have a conversation with. Even though they might upset you, you can't feel angry. You can't stop loving them. They are everything you will ever need and truly care about.
I wish Etienne was here with me...
Someone who is obsessed with women making them sandwiches.
Manfred: Make me a
sandwich, woman!
Mildred: What a man...
a) replaces
lol
b) is used by people that think using it will make themselves look
gangster
1337swordoperator582: gu355 wh4t I d1d l45t night??!?!!
05imNOTn00bzorz10101: d1d j00 5tudy??!?!
1337swordoperator582: 70t4lly!!11!1
1337swordoperator582 & 50imNOTn00bzorz10101 (at the same time): LAWLSAUR!!!!!11!!!1!!
Someone who participates in wall breaking action by jumping through them and then saying
"Oh Yeah".
Bobbert: Dude! Why is there a giant hole in your wall?
Bobberto: The Koolaid Man came again.
Someone who looks through all your photos but doesn't comment.
Pablo: Dude, Jenna has this cute fluffy pillow. I always wanted one of those!
Paco: How do you know about that? Stalker.
Pablo: Uhh uhh well... Well how do you know about that!
Paco: Uhh...
The kid that carries a roller backpack in the position of a lawnmower whenever he walks to/from school. He is known to attack people with it.
That lawnmower kid just turned around and started attacking those people with his backpack.
Susie: When was the last time needlehairs
shaved?
Betsy: What do you think?
