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njerk
Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.
Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.
njerk by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017
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nojer • nojeromo • No Jerk off January • No Jerk January • No Jerk Off July • No Jerktober • No Jersey • Noner • nopers • noser
dick-noser
a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.
dick-noser by acritter June 25, 2020
nøjeren
Nøjeren/noieren er et slang for ordet 'paranoia' og bruges omtrent i samme sammenhæng. Ordet kan bruges til at beskrive en følelse (paranoia eller at føle sig bange) eller når noget er vildt eller mærkeligt.
brown-noser
a person who tries to please (esp. one's boss) so much that their nose turns brown from kissing their ass.
brown-noser by Anonymous May 18, 2003
NoperDoodles
NoperDoodles by OG3 April 14, 2017
Noser
A person who cares just enough to wear a face mask, but can’t be bothered to have it cover their nose.
Noser by Poopman69420 July 3, 2020
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