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by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017
Get the Gov up mug.Missile for Assad
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.
by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017
Get the kju mug.Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!
by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017
Get the net nuetrality mug.Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!
by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017
Get the January 26 mug.According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).
Sean Spicer: *mumbles and fumbles* "Trumble..."
by SliceofJesus February 4, 2017
Get the Trumble mug.Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.
Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.
by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017
Get the njerk mug.Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.
Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017
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