SliceofJesus's definitions

Gov up

The act of giving up on the government.

Donald Trump is president, time to gov up.

by SliceofJesus January 22, 2017

meme review

👏👏 meme review 👏👏

A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.

Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.

by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017

jerk job january

After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.

I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh

*61 splats occur simultaneously*

by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018

Cassowary

Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.

Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"

by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017