Once upon a time there was a man named Ja Pedo and he manufactured shoes in a Japanese sweatshop made in China. All shoes tags contained made in China until one day the most perfect white shoe was made which was to be sold to the whitest man made. It went on bid auction at Footlocker and was bought by a mystery caller from Nigeria however it turned out that they were fake and was handed down to the Russians for $400. The Russians decided to hand down the object of whiteness for the leader to wear; the ultimate white shoes for the ultimate bad boy, they thought. It fell into the hands one day later of yours truely, Vlad Putin. He saw these shoes and decided to wear themon his GF (god feet) the next day with his meeting with Obama on Trump, to show his support for white morons running America. The next day he found yellow stained shoes that smelled like a nuke puke was performed on them. He has unfortunately thrown them behind the cupboard where is assistant Sergey Sogay had done the two most ultimate nukes since the Americans bombed Japan for fun and the end of the war most importantly. And that, folks, is the legend of the Cream 950 shoes.
by SliceofJesus December 30, 2016
Something to cover up all the mess, poor form and badness but is easy to see through and viewed for the truth it is.
by SliceofJesus January 23, 2017
👏👏 meme review 👏👏
A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.
A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.
Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.
by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017
When one engorges their functional tongue upon a 6 inch stick, it emmenses the apparable action of the stick lick. This stick may also be movementable as it toufors as a stick insect. Sticks may not excess 7 inches nor decess 5 inches for it be unplesorable for the stick licker to lick the stick and feel sensuralation. The lick must be actioned by the tongue and not no other properties of the causation of anamatomous bodily function.
My pet aardvark scored the grandiest stick lick when he endured the spedecial treat from the luxorious stick he licked. It was fantavious enjoyment.
by SliceofJesus December 28, 2017
A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.
by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016
After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.
I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
by SliceofJesus January 04, 2018
Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!
by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017