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meme review

👏👏 meme review 👏👏

A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.

Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.

by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017

kju

Kim Jong Un

Missile for Assad
MOAB for ISIL
Nuke for KJU
Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.

by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017

January 26

Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!

January 26 is the best day of the year! Let us celebrate with a barbie!

by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017

net nuetrality

Ajit Pai's idea to completely ruin the internet.
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!

Ajit Pie: Net nuetrality is spelled this way because I feel like making it spelled this way.

by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

January 20

Yahya Jammeh is ousted but throws a tanty and The Gambia is invaded.

Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.

James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.

Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.

Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!

by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017