SliceofJesus's definitions

Sean Spicer

One of the 11 Spicers of herbs that KFC let loose on the world to produce alternative facts to demonstrate that the media has it wrong on the KFC recipe and all of Trump's ideologies.

Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.

by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017

meme review

👏👏 meme review 👏👏

A review of cringe in the most ignorecent manner, devulging within the depths of unaboriginal continent. This review is done painsteakless with the non help of editorbois. Also it involves many claps of high contingency frequency. One would not clap for not no bonjaculous meme review.

Netfelix 'Havard Elf' Shellburger does the meme review for the views and the clicks which prosporises the bling bling he coffers.

by SliceofJesus December 27, 2017

January 26

Its the thangsgiving mixed in with the fourth of July for Australia. The day all the lambs of the nation are sent to the slaughterhouse for a great barbie and many prawns (also known as shrimp) are fished from the waters for dessert. Then the fireworks go off, to celebrate the day that all Australians call their own. It is Australia Day, a day where you'll never lamb alone!

January 26 is the best day of the year! Let us celebrate with a barbie!

by SliceofJesus January 21, 2017

Boko Harambe

A black guerrilla that was shot dead by a white man who thought that he was a Nigerian terrorist after a boy entered into his prison cell.

Lad: "Do you remember Boko Harambe?"
Me: "Yes. An innocent slaughtered by the devil's child!"

by SliceofJesus December 10, 2016

Jerome Powell

The guy who will, and by the time you are reading this, has screwed over the world's economy

Jerome Powell was placed in his position by Trump to screw up the economy

by SliceofJesus January 14, 2018

Trumble

According to Sean Spicer he is the prime minister of Australia. What he was ment to say was "Malcolm Turnbull" but instead did the American thing and stuffed up an Aussie name like shrimps (prawns) or Melbourne (pronounced Mel-ben not Mel-born).

Sean Spicer: *mumbles and fumbles* "Trumble..."

by SliceofJesus February 4, 2017

njerk

Pronounced (Ni-erk)
A person who assaults or kills a suspected pedophile who turns out to be innocent making the njerk look more like a jerk rather than a hero for killing that person who was suspected of being a pedo.

Who are we prosecuting today, oh, just another njerk that was controlled by the media to think that that bloke was a pedo. Shame.

by SliceofJesus January 11, 2017