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After No Nut November and Don't Dick December, Jerk Job January offers relief after 61 days of fasting from the act of masturbation.
I cannot take it anymore, Jerk Job January is the greates...ohohoh
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
*rub sounds can be heard*
ohhhhhhh
*61 splats occur simultaneously*
by SliceofJesus January 4, 2018
Get the jerk job january mug.Basically your giant dinosaur turkey looking monster bird that lives amongst the cane toads and banana farmers. Has a deadly claw on it that kills. Can be found in Papua New Guinea eating cannibals and other afro looking folks. Beware of mistaking it for an emu, a deadly mistake it could be.
Tourist 1: "I am gonna pat this ostrich."
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
Tourist 2: "I think that is an emu!"
Local Bloke: " It's a cassowary, don't touch..."
Cassowary: *screams and gobbles like turkey*
Tourist 1: "Ahhhhh! Me big bird! It's mauled me big bird!"
Tourist 2: "Hahaha! ... I mean, ohhh, you ok."
Local Bloke: *Brings out boomerang*
Tourist 1: "Hurry up. Use it!"
Local Bloke: "I can't kill you, euthanasia is illegal."
Tourist 1: "Use it on the turkey ostrich you moron!"
Local Bloke: "They are endangered, can't do anything. See ya!"
by SliceofJesus January 17, 2017
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Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Donald Trump is sworn in as America's 1st racist president of the 21st Century.
James Gargasoulas runs over 20+ good, hardworking people and children because he is on bail.
Summary of January 20 2017, when many thought 2016 was bad as a whole. A day worse than an entire year.
Person 1: January 20, don't mention it, because it breaks my heart.
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
Person 2: But...it's my birthday!
by SliceofJesus January 20, 2017
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It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!
It will be $5 to read the full version of this definition. Call your internet service provider to access the full definition. You will most likely have an indian pick up your phone. He is Ajit Pai's brother. Good luck in trying to get full access to this definition!
by SliceofJesus December 14, 2017
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Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.
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Capitalism ensures that everyone is not treated equally but is given justice accordingly to their crimes.
by SliceofJesus April 14, 2017
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Sean Spicer your salad with alternative american pepper which is organic and saves the world from the middle east inporting spices and terrorists.
by SliceofJesus February 5, 2017
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