dick-noser

a person who goes out in public wearing a COVID face mask, but leaves their nose hanging out the top of it.

Hey dick-noser, why don't you take a full step back out of my face when you're talking to me

by acritter June 25, 2020

Dick nose Doug Mary

One who is a complete jerk off and has a nose shaped of a dick

Man, he's being a dick nose Doug mary

by Post rosaries May 4, 2013

Dick-Nosed Freak

When some guy is a complete douche, and has a nasty looking nose. Pretty much a made up term, but it's funny to use.

That guy is such a dick-nosed freak

by Pet_Grandma July 24, 2009

dick nose

used by Monty Python in a movie

hey dick nose

by wallis and futuna islands October 16, 2003

dick nose

1. an insulting term for a person with a big nose and who acts like a asshole or a dick.
2. a snoopy person who likes to pry into other people's private business.
Not to be confused with a dick weasel.

1. Because Adrien Brody is a stuck-up celebrity with a big nose, he is a dick nose.
2. After I found my brother going through my stuff, I knew he was a dick nose.

by toast455 July 21, 2005

Dick nosed vampire

one who thinks that the freeway is a nascar track. Swerving through lanes without regard to safety during commute hours but not managing to pass many people.

Look at that dick nosed vampire he needs to relax this is not nascar it's the monday morning commute.

by zoobileezoo April 17, 2009

dick nose

A condition in which someone's nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of penis.

Todd: "Man, what happened to Christina's nose?"

Fred: "My dick is what happened."

dick nose

by Mr. Wright July 22, 2007